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[swordofchrist]

I heard that a heavy conscience can produce wild dreams but...

Anyone mind pinching me? I just want to know and hope that maybe I'm not dreaming.

Comments

[cutyou_up]

Punching works better.

[swordofchrist]

There aren't many who can hit me hard enough.

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Do you have a steel chin?

[swordofchrist]

I'm just an old man who's been through a lot.

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Old people are easy to knock out, so there's something you ain't telling me.

[swordofchrist]

What's the point of knocking someone out when you want them to wake up?

[cutyou_up]

A little wake up punch would knock them out. Accidentally, yup.

[swordofchrist]

What's your name, child?

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Mikhail Trinity. 'Sup, oldie?

[swordofchrist]

"'Sup"?

I'm Father Remington. You've got an interesting last name.

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Yeah, 'sup. What's happenin', how's tricks, WHAT'S GOIN' ONNNNNNNN, etc.

You ain't my pop what the hell. Damn straight it is - I'm part of a trio!

[swordofchrist]

I guess I'm not up to date with slang.

I'm a Father not a father. The kind you'd see at church.

[cutyou_up]

At least "dost thou not speaketh liketh this".

Oh. OH. That explains it - I haven't been to a church in........ever!

[swordofchrist]

I'm glad I don't speak like that either.

A common occurrence but I won't fault you on it.

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Communication is key! Or something.

There isn't any heaven waitin' for me anyway.