Hi all I am home
My plane got in this afternoon and I am safely home.
Travel tips:
1. Most of us have seen Home Alone:Lost in New York, dont make the dumb mistake of listening to headphones instead of your flight destination
2. When in Russia and needing to get home, or atleast to your hotel, never ride with a cabby named Ronnie. He cant read... he cant drive... and four hours of Brittney Spears singalong will make you homicidal at the phrase "oops I did it again"
3. Make sure you are the only person with the key to your room... otherwise a dingbat might see your left brest.
4. Make sure you dont accidently drop your favorite pink thong in the bathroom, it may be molested by some horney jackrabbit.
5. Russian airports sell parkas for a reason... buy one!
6. When staying in a boarding house, wear shoes or slippers at all times to avoid slipping nad breaking your arm... even if its the already gimp one.
7. If you cant think of what to say to someone, its ok to flee before they see you.
8. A hot bath at home is one of the greatest inventions ever.
9. We may not be in Kansas anymore, but theres no place like home!
Travel tips:
1. Most of us have seen Home Alone:Lost in New York, dont make the dumb mistake of listening to headphones instead of your flight destination
2. When in Russia and needing to get home, or atleast to your hotel, never ride with a cabby named Ronnie. He cant read... he cant drive... and four hours of Brittney Spears singalong will make you homicidal at the phrase "oops I did it again"
3. Make sure you are the only person with the key to your room... otherwise a dingbat might see your left brest.
4. Make sure you dont accidently drop your favorite pink thong in the bathroom, it may be molested by some horney jackrabbit.
5. Russian airports sell parkas for a reason... buy one!
6. When staying in a boarding house, wear shoes or slippers at all times to avoid slipping nad breaking your arm... even if its the already gimp one.
7. If you cant think of what to say to someone, its ok to flee before they see you.
8. A hot bath at home is one of the greatest inventions ever.
9. We may not be in Kansas anymore, but theres no place like home!