forty betrayals // accidental video

[swordmastering]

[The video is showing a rather strange angle, most likely due to the fact that it's sitting on a table next to its own. And so all it's showing on the screen is just a long pair of legs in a short skirt.

At first the background is just full of noisy chatter, with no particular voice standing out until a crisp voice calls out.]Welcome to Hymns

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[myswordtalks]

[ He's about to turn off his device out of courtesy for whatever random girl suddenly accidently flashed her assets, he really is, but... but now he's staring because -- is that Rutee? Why does her chest seem-- ]

Wh-what happened to your...!?

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[swordmastering]

[God not Stahn. Not Stahn.]

[swordmastering]

What happened to my what?

[myswordtalks]

[ He's still actually operating under the assumption that this is Rutee. ]

Your... your things! I mean -- not that there's anything wrong with them, but they were fine how they were, and -- I don't mean fine, but, I mean, it's not like they needed any... any...

[ Deep breath, Stahn. ]

[swordmastering]

...

[REALIZES THIS.]

Just who the hell do you think you're talking to, bastard-!

[myswordtalks]

I've never seen you wear a dress, either, and--

[ HE STILL DOESN'T REALIZE. ]

-- b-bastard!? W-wait, I think you look really... p-pretty and there's nothing wrong with how you look now, I'm just confused why you'd suddenly--!

[swordmastering]

[WHY IS HIS BFF THE BIGGEST IDIOT EVER.]

I'm not that brazen hussy! Shut up!

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[myswordtalks]

[ That just makes him confused. There's a moment of silence as the cogs in his brain start working. ]

Brazen hussy? Wait, only Leon says tha--

[myswordtalks]

[ LKJSDFLSFLL FLUSTERING, what is going on here, Stahn doesn't even know. ]

-- that means-- I-I WAS LYING, YOU'RE NOT PRETTY AT ALL!

[swordmastering]

[kfjhfhf]

Like I'd want that kind of compliment from you anyway! And no guy wants to be called pretty!

[Pause because he's totally a chick today.]

No guy this is usually a guy wants to be called that!

[myswordtalks]

Well, good! Because you're-- you're ugly! You're really, really ugly, okay!?

[ And then another thing hits him. ]

-- why are you wearing a dress!?!

[swordmastering]

Do I look like I care what you think of me?

[SHIT. He was trying to not let anyone see where he works. But uh. Yeaaah. He's totally at work and in a uniform. Well, it'd be stupid to lie about it.]

Because I couldn't fit in my usual uniform, why else?

[myswordtalks]

I'm just making sure you know that I think you're ugly!

[ Doesn't really know what the uniform could be for, but he has a guess. ]

U-uniform? For... work? ... Y-you're some kind of maid-thing!?

[swordmastering]

I work at a restaurant, idiot! Don't go getting the wrong idea! I don't wear a dress to work except when I'm cursed like this!

[myswordtalks]

Oh.

... Wh-which restaurant?

[swordmastering]

As if I'd tell you that.