Santa!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I donated bone marrow to postage_paid in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Saturday I set hikaru_chyan's puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I gave theartema a kidney (1000 points). Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In June I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1953 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
swordman_hinote