Zombie meme
Stolen from just about everybody else (I may be the last one over the cliff).
You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.
Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.
My answers:
1. A scythe
2. "You Always Hurt The One You Love"
3. Tom Savini as "Sex Machine." He has experience fighting undead, and it should confuse the zombies by having them think they are seeing double.