Today is the day of arrival of silly fencing news. Earlier today, my mother sent me this article to inform me that there is a retirement home ready for me. Finally, I have found fencers older and slower than me with which to fight.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080512/od_afp/australiaseniorsoffbeat_080512073910 For those who wish to fight with their food, this handy-dandy contraption is swiped from the news on Atlantian Rapier Net. No bonfire would be complete without one of these.
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