Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I put gum in velveteenbullet's hair (-12 points). In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole sierras_hopes's purse (30 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for brotherdoggie (-10 points). Last Wednesday recontained and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Saturday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-21 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
sword_sdancer