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Lelouch?! C.C.?!

[The video feed picks up on a dark haired boy with wide green eyes. He’s searching desperately for something and there’s the occasional glimpse of what looks to be a helmet in his right hand.]

I don’t have time for this.

[His voice sounds tense and he takes a couple of steps backwards from the small stream of people who are

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BLUH BLUH BLUH.
CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER THE ROSY SHADE OF YOUR MUTATED BLOOD.
WELCOME TO THE NAMELESS CITY
FOR IT'S CREATORS ARE JUST AS UNORIGINAL AS YOU.
HAVE FUN WITH THAT, FUCKASS
WE CAN'T LEAVE.

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[Blinks and stares down at the device. Suddenly he's thinking maybe this device isn't as helpful as he'd been hoping it would be.]

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[He's about to turn off the device all together when he catches the part about not leaving.]

What do you mean we can't leave? If there's a way in here then there's a way out.

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YOU WOULD THINK, WOULDN'T YOU.
UNFORTUNATELY THAT IS NOT THE GOGDAMNED CASE.
ONCE YOU ARE IN, YOU STAY IN
UNTIL THE GODS OF THIS CURSED CITY DECIDE TO TOSS YOU OUT.
THAT'S WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS.

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You're not making any sense. [Then again, none of this makes any sense. He mentioned gods, was this the work of Charles? He was pretty sure he was destroyed once and for all but he can't think of any other explanation.] Does the world of C mean anything to you?

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WHY THE FUCK SHOULD IT MEAN ANYTHING TO ME?
I'M NOT FROM YOUR SHITTY UNIVERSE.
LET ME TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS IN A WAY YOUR SHIT PAN CAN COMPREHEND IT.
YOU, THE PINK FLESHY HUMAN OF SOME UNKNOWN DIMENSION, HAS BEEN BROUGHT HERE
EITHER PREVIOUSLY DEAD OR ALIVE
BY SOME FUCKING DEITIES THAT ARE GOING TO HAVE A FEW LAUGHS AT YOUR EXPENSE.
IT MIGHT COST YOU SOME OF YOUR DIGNITY
NOT GOING TO LIE
SINCE NO ONE HERE CAN KEEP THEIR SHIT TO THEMSELVES.
NO ONE CAN LEAVE ON THEIR OWN VOLITION
THERE'S ALSO FUCKING CURSES THAT GO DOWN EVERY FEW DAYS.
THESE CURSES ARE UNAVOIDABLE, BUT DO NOT EFFECT EVERYTHING IN THE DAMN VICINITY.
I'M GOING TO PAUSE HERE BECAUSE I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND
SO CONSIDER IT A Q AND A SESSION.

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[Suzaku might not like how this guy is relaying information but he seems to have an idea of what's going on.]

How long has this been going on for?

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AT LEAST TWO FUCKING EARTH YEARS
AS FAR AS I CAN TELL.
I BET IT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR LONGER THAN THAT

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Hasn't anyone tried to find people who have gone missing? [It stands to reason if people can be taken here from different places then somewhere had to have the technology to track people.]

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HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
I DON'T KEEP TRACK OF YOU HUMANS.

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You make it sound like you're not a human

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THAT WOULD BE BECAUSE
WAIT FOR THE FUCKING DRUM ROLL HERE
I'M *NOT.*

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Then what are you?

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WHY SHOULD I SAY?
EVERY TIME I GODDAMN DO NO ONE BELIEVES IT.
THEY ALSO FRIGGIN MENTION SOME RETARDED SHIT ABOUT BRIDGES
SOMETIMES DUNGEONS TOO.
AS IF I KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY MEAN BY THAT.

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[Dungeons and trolls...give him a moment. Saying this in his head sounds very strange but his voice comes out sounding no different than it had previously.]

Are you a troll?

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GIVE THE HUMAN WRIGGLER A PRIZE.