Hogwarts, a crack!spam
Professor Flitwick welcomes you to Charms class!
Now remember children, *swish and flick.* That makes things float! Allow Professor
Dumbledore to show you on these children who tried to break rule number one!
See how easy it is? Now who wants to try?
Me! Meee!
Not Professor Dumbledore too! He didn't break rule number one! He can't get no booty, not at his age!
*drops Kahlan*
Does Annabelle have to let him down?
I didn't break rule number one! And I thought rule number two was to not talk about rule number one!
No, I kinda like it from here.
SOME TIME LATER IN POTIONS CLASS, PROFESSOR SNAPE IS NOT HAPPY
Minus ten points, Cypher! You're late!
It's not my fault! They wouldn't let me down!
Blah blah blah, sob story. For your first day, you will get a prize for being super
mega foxy awesome hot. 1:55
They may or may not be toxic to consume.
Malfoy gets to be stronger! Look at his pudgy little arms!
This one will make you smarter!
Which one do I get?
After you answer one question.
Oh yeah? Shoot.
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u
doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Part 1, dawg.