PICSPAM. OF AN UNUSUAL VARIETY.
I totally apologize if this is old news, but I couldn't help but notice that Bianca and Clayre from "Mirror" were costars in ---and how ironic is this--- a Seasonique BIRTH CONTROL commerciaaaaal! So there I was, minding my own business, speed surfing the teevees you know, when suddenly.... BOOM. Bianca rears her backstabbing face and starts telling me how I can have just FOUR periods a year, ladies and gentlemen. I keep watching, now thoroughly tickled by what I am seeing, and then WHAM. BAM. KABLAM. It's Clayre! On a BEACH. Holding hands. With a MAN.
*CHEPIC FLAIL*
But first, the Clayre and Bianca we know and love:
(aww)
...lusting errday for MONEY and le SEXXX
Ohh, YESSCHHH, Frytss!
Nothing gets me going faster than the way you seduce me into conning these innocent pepahl
Gwildor, baby, it's not that I think you're a fugly shit or anything inadequate, I just love it when you are WELL-EQUIPPED.
MRAHHHR DO ME, CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD!
AND NOW FOR THE MAKEOVER.
Hai.
DID YOU KNOW that my reputation as a h0rny thief got me this job
indeed, Clayre... the selling of contraceptives is most befitting.
but tell me, do ppl ever ask you if you STOLE your earrings from a BLACKSMITH
FOUR PERIODS A YEAR IS WIN.
ORLY. and who might that shadowy figure behind you thar be?
NAUGHTY GIRL.
Ever since her epic win over Richard in the lake, Clayre has perfected the rare and valuable art of WATER!SEDUCTION.
and it looks as though she has employed the services of professional h0rs Night Wisps!
Nice move, Clayre.
Jealous?
Bianca: SHUTUP, JACQUE. My turn nao.
I'm here to tell you something that most people already know about me.
....
IMA h0rBITCH!
And YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
...
I can haz fire!sex, too!
that's not disturbing at all..
*giggle*
The end.
FYI... their real names are Jacque (JACQUE??!!1!) Drew (Clayre) and Claire (omg same name butnotreally) Chitham (Bianca).
*CHEPIC FLAIL*
But first, the Clayre and Bianca we know and love:
(aww)
...lusting errday for MONEY and le SEXXX
Ohh, YESSCHHH, Frytss!
Nothing gets me going faster than the way you seduce me into conning these innocent pepahl
Gwildor, baby, it's not that I think you're a fugly shit or anything inadequate, I just love it when you are WELL-EQUIPPED.
MRAHHHR DO ME, CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD!
AND NOW FOR THE MAKEOVER.
Hai.
DID YOU KNOW that my reputation as a h0rny thief got me this job
indeed, Clayre... the selling of contraceptives is most befitting.
but tell me, do ppl ever ask you if you STOLE your earrings from a BLACKSMITH
FOUR PERIODS A YEAR IS WIN.
ORLY. and who might that shadowy figure behind you thar be?
NAUGHTY GIRL.
Ever since her epic win over Richard in the lake, Clayre has perfected the rare and valuable art of WATER!SEDUCTION.
and it looks as though she has employed the services of professional h0rs Night Wisps!
Nice move, Clayre.
Jealous?
Bianca: SHUTUP, JACQUE. My turn nao.
I'm here to tell you something that most people already know about me.
....
IMA h0rBITCH!
And YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
...
I can haz fire!sex, too!
that's not disturbing at all..
*giggle*
The end.
FYI... their real names are Jacque (JACQUE??!!1!) Drew (Clayre) and Claire (omg same name butnotreally) Chitham (Bianca).