Re: SPOILER CAPS!hollywoodgrrlMay 24 2009, 02:23:17 UTC
Yeah I was srsly kinda expecting book!Rahl to come forth from the shadows. Alas he was a demented looking Darth Vader. No amount of ruby sparkles could take away from his fug face. DOES NOT WANT!
Re: SPOILER CAPS!fidesangelusMay 24 2009, 02:31:38 UTC
Dude, I was expecting the hottest dude with this uber long flowy blonde hair and then out came THAT FUG STICK!!! Yeah I literally heard the record scratching in my mind when he walked on screen. It totally messed the groove. Richard and Kahlan's child would obviously not have this issue.
Richard and Kahlan's child would obviously not have this issue. Lol, I love how his ugliness is so much more horrifying to us than his great evalness XDDD
Re: SPOILER CAPS!mresundanceMay 25 2009, 20:09:44 UTC
OMG THIS!!!!!! Dude, I was expecting the hottest dude with this uber long flowy blonde hair and then out came THAT FUG STICK!!! Ack! D:
I totally missed this the first time, before I went on my own "OMG, HOW COULD THEY MAKE THEIR KID FUGLY" tirade on page two of the comments.
So it seems appropiate to stick this here, even at risk of repeating myself:
How Nick should've turned out:
FUCKIN' A GUYS. YOU WANT THIS GUY TO CONFESS YOU. AND TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND HAVE HIS CHILDREN. BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE ACTOR WHO PLAYS HIM ADOPTS ORPHANS FROM IMPOVERSED THIRD WORLD NATIONS AND BUILDS ENERGY EFFICENT HOMES FOR PEOPLE IN THOSE SAME NATIONS IN HIS FREE TIME, BETWEEN LOOKING AWESOME WITH HIS PARTNER, ANGELINA, AND THEIR 50 MILLION KIDS.
YES. PLZ, CONFESSOR, COMMAND ME AT WILL. So what if you just told me to stampede women and children and rape the shit out of the cattle. (If you get this reference, you rule.) And basically help you destroy the world.
THESE!!!! ARE THE MOST AMAZING THINGS I HAVE SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
MORE EDITS: EVEN THE BABY HAS AWESOMELY PRETTY HAIR! GOING TO HAVE GREAT GENES YOU KNOW!!!!
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That second one is soooo adorable! CONFESSOR BABIEZ!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah I literally heard the record scratching in my mind when he walked on screen. It totally messed the groove. Richard and Kahlan's child would obviously not have this issue.
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Lol, I love how his ugliness is so much more horrifying to us than his great evalness XDDD
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I totally missed this the first time, before I went on my own "OMG, HOW COULD THEY MAKE THEIR KID FUGLY" tirade on page two of the comments.
So it seems appropiate to stick this here, even at risk of repeating myself:
How Nick should've turned out:
FUCKIN' A GUYS. YOU WANT THIS GUY TO CONFESS YOU. AND TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND HAVE HIS CHILDREN. BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE ACTOR WHO PLAYS HIM ADOPTS ORPHANS FROM IMPOVERSED THIRD WORLD NATIONS AND BUILDS ENERGY EFFICENT HOMES FOR PEOPLE IN THOSE SAME NATIONS IN HIS FREE TIME, BETWEEN LOOKING AWESOME WITH HIS PARTNER, ANGELINA, AND THEIR 50 MILLION KIDS.
YES. PLZ, CONFESSOR, COMMAND ME AT WILL. So what if you just told me to stampede women and children and rape the shit out of the cattle. (If you get this reference, you rule.) And basically help you destroy the world.
Instead how Nick really turned out:
GOLLUM.
What the shit is this? I was expecting Brad Pitt!
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Also: for reasons which you don't know, I completely hate the nickname Jess. So it's cool, but just FYI. That name is bannated from the kingdom. DDD:
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