May Long Baby!!!
So I have today off(woohoo) I can reflect on this last weekend.May Long Baby!!! is a cheer that we all use at least once in the week prior to ,or during the weekend.We had a lot of guys this year. Me,Kevin,Trevor,Glen,Kris,Jim,John, Doug,Dave,Geof,Mike,Gord.This fishing was good everyone who fished caught at least 5.Shitty thing is they were all too small to keep.Oh Well.We went to Parrot Lake.Down at the end of this long narrow pretty lake there is a rock bluff up on the hill side,first thing that came to mind was Kyle and Dan would love it here.I don't know if it is accessable as its in the middle of a replanted cutblock,with what looked like skidder trails for roads.Any way back to the camping trip.We had 2 flat tires,Dave when he showed up and Gord on his way home.Doug and Dave stayed only the first night,both had family plans to attend to.The First night all the old pros got totally burned by the new guy(glen) he threw a can of beans in the fire when no one was looking.when it blew we were all standing around the fire trying to keep warm in the rain.Kevin and I got the worst of it,Kevin got a bean burn on the back of his hand and flaming beans covered him head to toe,I got boiling bean sauce in my eyes,and a bean burn near my elbow.After we put out all the lawn chairs that were on fire we were tring to figure out who did it,no one fessed up till we heard Glen yell from over behind all the trucks where he was hiding "Got you good ya fuckers" Thats it the games were on.A few more cans of beans went in the fire during the evening.Then we got out the potatoe cannons much fun was had by all.
Saturday morning saw some foggy heads and much coffee was drank,spiked with baileys irish cream of coarse.Mike skipped the coffee and went right to the beer again.Hard Core.during the day we just sat around and read porn mags(i don't know why but ppl bring these things every year)cuse it was too windy to go out on the lake. A few of us brought our paintball gear but we didn't have enough ppl who weren't hung over to play.Second year thats happened.When the wind died down in the early evening we all hit the lake,and found out first hand how small the fish really were.By this time most of us were plenty loaded.Gord and myself went out first and were way down the lake when the other 2 boats went out. At one point John had to take a wizz and almost fell out of their boat.He was ridiculed by his boat mates ,but he was sooo loaded he didn't even notice.
An hour later his boat came near Kevin's boat ,at which point John ,Glen ,and Mike decided they would moon Kevins and Trevors boat,when the guys stood up to drop trou John fell over and almost out their boat for the second time in an hour.At which point they decided to head for shore for food and to warm up ,the wind was picking up again.John almost fell out of the boat when they pulled up to shore.Too funny.I guess when Glen had hooked a fish earlier he swung the little guy into the boat and nailed John in the face while he was trying to take a wizz.Then again later when they pulled up to Kevins boat he did it again only this time he warned Kevin to get his camera ready,I can't wait till that roll is developed.
Did I mention that my friends are just big kids.All of us are between 43 and 29 except for Glen who just turned 21.
Any way while we were all cooking a late lunch after getting off the lake John was standing at his BBQ when another truck pulled up with 2 guys from Montreal.John (really loaded)heard their french accents and started insulting them.He was speaking in a french accent,asking them if they had any dirty movies of their wives and then trying to sell them the ones he had of their wives.Poor guys were just looking for a couple of their buddies who were also suposed to be camping in the area.
A few a hours later after Mike, Kris,and John had all went for naps.More cans of beans went into the fire,much alcohol consumed,and more firings of the potatoe cannon.
Glen went for a walk to the out house and we waited till he was in there then we all snook up with the potatoe cannon and handfulls of more spuds to be thrown.Just as he opened the door Kevin fired the cannon and we all threw ours ,scaring the shit out of him.Too funny.Pay back is a bitch mother fucker.When it got dark we set the swimming platform on fire and Gord shot at it with the 308.I tried Buffalo burger,steak and smokies from Hamblin Meat Farms and they sucked.But I had precooked a bunch of hot wings and heated them up on a griddle over the fire.The next morning there were even more hurtin heads in camp.
Sunday had the best weather hot ,sunny and no wind.We all went fishing after a late breakfast.Once again lots of small fish were caught,better than no fish at all.More alcohol was consumed. After fishing and supper we had a couple of poker games $10 buy in for each. I played decently enough but had shitty luck.When ever i had a good hand someone else would have an even better one.Jim was loaded and made won the first game. Kevin won the second game,so he and jim played for the finals winner takes all the cash($80)Kevin won but it took well over an hour for Kevin to win all of Jims chips.
We set the swimming platform on fire again ,but this time we put the empty propane bottles from the campstoves out there too.Gord shot the piss out of it again with his 308 and when he hit the propane there was a huge fire ball.Then we built up our fire to huge size and threw the camping couch on to it.We took a few picture with us on it while on the fire.Kevin stores the couch for us every year but his wife told us that she would prefer that it didn't make it home this year.Fine by us ,we get to burn something new.Now we got to find a new one.
Monday and more foggy heads.Breaking camp hungover sucks.I was back in Houston ,showered ,shaved and in clean clothes by noon.Went for lunch with Trevor and Glen before they went back to Vanderhoof.Went home got my fight clothes and headed to Smithers for fight practice at 2pm.Jim came by while we were at Michelles looking way tired.Lisa and Nino stopped by also to borrow gas money,sparred with Nino for while ,kicked his ass.Michelle had an impressive colection of bruises after her weekend @ Crown.Watched Gladiator then took the kiddies home and went to bed.
Ramdom shit about the weekend.
1)Jim,Mike,John,and Kevin all puked
2)Jim couldn't make it to the outhouse in time and shit in the path
3) John almost fell out of the boat twice
4) The fishing was excellant except for the small size
5) Michelle's kids need a beating
6)Twice we had our own bardic.Kevin and Jim on guitar and myself on drum.
7) Found a small pinhole in the drum head.
8) Found out some buffalo products blow ass.
9)I can't back a trailor up to save my life.
Thats all for now folks.
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Saturday morning saw some foggy heads and much coffee was drank,spiked with baileys irish cream of coarse.Mike skipped the coffee and went right to the beer again.Hard Core.during the day we just sat around and read porn mags(i don't know why but ppl bring these things every year)cuse it was too windy to go out on the lake. A few of us brought our paintball gear but we didn't have enough ppl who weren't hung over to play.Second year thats happened.When the wind died down in the early evening we all hit the lake,and found out first hand how small the fish really were.By this time most of us were plenty loaded.Gord and myself went out first and were way down the lake when the other 2 boats went out. At one point John had to take a wizz and almost fell out of their boat.He was ridiculed by his boat mates ,but he was sooo loaded he didn't even notice.
An hour later his boat came near Kevin's boat ,at which point John ,Glen ,and Mike decided they would moon Kevins and Trevors boat,when the guys stood up to drop trou John fell over and almost out their boat for the second time in an hour.At which point they decided to head for shore for food and to warm up ,the wind was picking up again.John almost fell out of the boat when they pulled up to shore.Too funny.I guess when Glen had hooked a fish earlier he swung the little guy into the boat and nailed John in the face while he was trying to take a wizz.Then again later when they pulled up to Kevins boat he did it again only this time he warned Kevin to get his camera ready,I can't wait till that roll is developed.
Did I mention that my friends are just big kids.All of us are between 43 and 29 except for Glen who just turned 21.
Any way while we were all cooking a late lunch after getting off the lake John was standing at his BBQ when another truck pulled up with 2 guys from Montreal.John (really loaded)heard their french accents and started insulting them.He was speaking in a french accent,asking them if they had any dirty movies of their wives and then trying to sell them the ones he had of their wives.Poor guys were just looking for a couple of their buddies who were also suposed to be camping in the area.
A few a hours later after Mike, Kris,and John had all went for naps.More cans of beans went into the fire,much alcohol consumed,and more firings of the potatoe cannon.
Glen went for a walk to the out house and we waited till he was in there then we all snook up with the potatoe cannon and handfulls of more spuds to be thrown.Just as he opened the door Kevin fired the cannon and we all threw ours ,scaring the shit out of him.Too funny.Pay back is a bitch mother fucker.When it got dark we set the swimming platform on fire and Gord shot at it with the 308.I tried Buffalo burger,steak and smokies from Hamblin Meat Farms and they sucked.But I had precooked a bunch of hot wings and heated them up on a griddle over the fire.The next morning there were even more hurtin heads in camp.
Sunday had the best weather hot ,sunny and no wind.We all went fishing after a late breakfast.Once again lots of small fish were caught,better than no fish at all.More alcohol was consumed. After fishing and supper we had a couple of poker games $10 buy in for each. I played decently enough but had shitty luck.When ever i had a good hand someone else would have an even better one.Jim was loaded and made won the first game. Kevin won the second game,so he and jim played for the finals winner takes all the cash($80)Kevin won but it took well over an hour for Kevin to win all of Jims chips.
We set the swimming platform on fire again ,but this time we put the empty propane bottles from the campstoves out there too.Gord shot the piss out of it again with his 308 and when he hit the propane there was a huge fire ball.Then we built up our fire to huge size and threw the camping couch on to it.We took a few picture with us on it while on the fire.Kevin stores the couch for us every year but his wife told us that she would prefer that it didn't make it home this year.Fine by us ,we get to burn something new.Now we got to find a new one.
Monday and more foggy heads.Breaking camp hungover sucks.I was back in Houston ,showered ,shaved and in clean clothes by noon.Went for lunch with Trevor and Glen before they went back to Vanderhoof.Went home got my fight clothes and headed to Smithers for fight practice at 2pm.Jim came by while we were at Michelles looking way tired.Lisa and Nino stopped by also to borrow gas money,sparred with Nino for while ,kicked his ass.Michelle had an impressive colection of bruises after her weekend @ Crown.Watched Gladiator then took the kiddies home and went to bed.
Ramdom shit about the weekend.
1)Jim,Mike,John,and Kevin all puked
2)Jim couldn't make it to the outhouse in time and shit in the path
3) John almost fell out of the boat twice
4) The fishing was excellant except for the small size
5) Michelle's kids need a beating
6)Twice we had our own bardic.Kevin and Jim on guitar and myself on drum.
7) Found a small pinhole in the drum head.
8) Found out some buffalo products blow ass.
9)I can't back a trailor up to save my life.
Thats all for now folks.
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