Two months ago, I bought FHM for the first time in aaagggeeesss. This was clearly as I had to own the copy in which Queen Cheryl was crowned Number One in
the 100 Sexiest list (and also for the lulz).
Last month, I bought it again because, omg,
Victoria Pendleton was on the cover and there was no WAY I was missing out on that. Hello, thighs omg. SHE IS A WONDROUS GLORIOUS PIECE OF ATHLETIC PERFECTION. Yes.
This month, they followed that up by putting Kara Tointon on the front cover.
My mind is sufficiently blown. WHY, FHM, WHY? Why must you suddenly start bringing out all the hotness? Not that I'm complaining, you understand. I fully appreciate the hotness. Tyvm.
GLORIOUS.
Wait. Shallow? Me?
Shut up.
I feel this is a good way to say goodbye to Dawn on Eastenders. I hate that KT is leaving and I hate even more this current s/l, but I would like to think she's shown glimpses of awesomeness for her to go on and get some good jobs. Although knowing the way soap actresses are treated these days, I doubt it. :(
Ilu KT!