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Nov 03, 2007 19:01

...Not this again.

Stay OUT of the Opera House and leave its occupants ALONE. Our personal lives are none of your business.

You and your nonsense will not be tolerated.

[ ooc: Fakir remembers 4th wall curse from last time. Obviously isn't happy about its return. XD;; He's not-so-cheerfully guiding people out of the building by sword-point. Harass/ ( Read more... )

too goddamn loud, crazy intruders, do not want, 4th wall broke fix plz, stay away, curse day

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astrobright68 November 4 2007, 03:26:36 UTC

OoooooOOOoooO, so testy, Fakir! Careful, I may be forced to sic you on you~~~

sword_and_quill November 4 2007, 03:29:35 UTC

Oh god, not another one... Take your useless nonsensical threats elsewhere.

astrobright68 November 4 2007, 03:30:42 UTC

Or else whaaaat~? X3

sword_and_quill November 4 2007, 03:34:43 UTC

...What the hell do you want?

astrobright68 November 4 2007, 03:38:46 UTC

YOU, sexy man! X3 I wants in your pants~ I'm sure we could have a nice party in there. After all, I was totally watching you dance, I know you'd be able to work it. Mmm~♥

[*shot*]

sword_and_quill November 4 2007, 03:41:55 UTC

............Keep your disgusting fantasies to yourself. And don't come near me. I don't even KNOW you. And I have a girlfriend.

astrobright68 November 4 2007, 03:51:09 UTC

Aww, so coooold. D: Well, my fantasies are probably nothing like YOURS about Ahiruuuuu~ Poor baby. A year in the city and still no poontang. That hand of yours must be used for more than just writing, mmm~?

sword_and_quill November 4 2007, 03:56:23 UTC

WHAT---I don't have fantasies about Ahiru---POONTANG? The hell is that...? Speaking complete nonsense like that Precto person-- And what I do with my hands is none of your---I don't do anything like that---! AUGH WHY ISN'T THIS OVER YET

astrobright68 November 4 2007, 04:11:03 UTC

Oh, come now! As perverted as your mun is, I'm sure you've had a wet dream or two about taking that innocent girl all for your own. ;D

Oh dear. You don't know what poontang is? Well, I suppose we could say it bluntly~ Smex. Intercourse. Fornication. Coitus. Carnal knowledge~ Hopefully one of those definitions will be more familiar to you?

Why do you lie to me, Fakir? After all masturbation is PERFECTLY healthy! ...Particularly considering how long you've been waiting. *pats*

sword_and_quill November 4 2007, 04:21:17 UTC

I've done--I've had no such things! You don't know what the bloody hell you're talking about! There's nothing--That was a curse and---IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!

...WHAT THE HELL. I'm not trying to--to--do that with her! And she wouldn't want to, anyway so it's--

I haven't been waiting for---And it's none of your goddamn business, you--! HOW CAN YOU EVEN SAY THINGS LIKE THAT?!

[ ooc: Broke. Brain. Much. XD ]

astrobright68 November 4 2007, 04:45:58 UTC

Mmm...It's not like that, but you'd LIKE it to be~ Curse or no, t'was nice to hold her against you, wasn't it? And I should know, MY Fakir is the same way...Although I wonder if you share the same quirk as he?

Oh ho ho! But if she DID want to, you'd have no objections, hmm? No, I'm sure you'd be the first to lock the door and make her yours~

Ah! But even if it's not my business, that doesn't mean its not TRUE, does it? Be a man, Fakiiiir! Take her for your own~ You KNOW she'd enjoy it...

sword_and_quill November 4 2007, 05:01:06 UTC

I would---NOT! JUST STOP THIS, ALREADY! Holding her has nothing to do with---Your...the fuck are you talking about? ...Quirk? Do I even WANT to know?

If I would or wouldn't I don't see WHAT that has to do with---! ...Lock the door and---NO! SHUT THE HELL UP.

OF COURSE IT'S NOT TRU---SHE ALREADY PUSHED AWAY WHEN I--Obviously she DOESN'T want to--WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT THIS!?

astrobright68 November 4 2007, 05:29:38 UTC

Denial is not just a river in Egypt, Fakiiir~ X3 And holding her has EVERYTHING to do with it! She was warm, wasn't she? Don't you ponder if she'd be even warmer without the barrier of clothes? MY Fakir, silly! He's a wizard, I believe you're talking to the Mytho of the same world. Its rather unfortunate that you don't get nearly as much action as he does...Not that you're to tell Mytho that...! ;3 Mmm...Yes. He's rather fond of maid costumes, you see~ Haven't you ever wondered how Ahiru'd look in one of those~? Rather cute, hmm?

Oh! so WOULD is included in that? I thought so! Yes, yes, lock the door! You wouldn't want any nosy people interfering on your lovemaking, now would you?

Ah, she's simply a tad skiddish. Be slower, she'd be less inclined to protest. And I DOUBT she hasn't thought about it, as sexy as you are. ;D

sword_and_quill November 4 2007, 05:50:08 UTC

B-Being warm has nothing to do with--warmer without clothing? GODDAMMIT, JUST STOP! I don't need to---think about...No no no nooo... Wizard? Like the other Mytho? So he's... That can't be true. This other version of Mytho said that other me groped her and slept in the same bed but I've done that much, even if it wasn't really-- ...MAID costumes!? Why would that even be--she wouldn't--! Why a maid!? ...[ totally not thinking about it, yuuup ] M-Maybe she would--No! Why do you keep saying such STUPID things!?

NO! That's NOT what I meant! Just that it has nothing to do with YOU and it's none of your business no matter what was or wasn't going on--! .....Interfering on--lovemake--- ARGH A!HWIQONALSD!@#$

That's not--! She can protest if she--I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING. She's never even THOUGHT about that sort of thing anyway! Far too innocent to even consider such a--

astrobright68 November 4 2007, 06:51:16 UTC

Yes! Body heat is a marvelous thing, and I'm sure it would feel nice to share some~ Oh! Are you thinking naughty things about Ahiru, Fakir? Thinking about pulling her naked body to yours? ...Indeed, a wizard. ^^ Oh, I only meant that you get little in comparision to my Fakir. Well, yes he did grope her. And has groped her. MANY times. Like her chest is drawn to his hands almost! =D Of course Mytho doesn't know most of this, but all the better! The sleeping in the same bed was innocent though~ Not unlike your OWN sleeping in Ahiru's bed. ;D Oh maids are very cute. Frilly undergarments, bending down to pick things up, licking away the food you drop on your pants~! Ahiru would look quite cute in that attire indeed. Oh, they aren't stupid, grumpy pants! They are merely the truth! ^-^

My my, so ashamed of your desires. You're going to stress yourself out if you don't put all that sexual energy into something~ ...like Ahiru, for example! =DOf course she can! Nothing she wouldn't want, of course. But you know as well as I...she'd CERTAINLY ( ... )

sword_and_quill November 4 2007, 07:06:31 UTC

Maybe it--WHY WON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP!? I'm NOT thinking anything naughty about her! Or naked---naked--ANYTHING. ...Little in comparison? ....Many times. With clothes, right?--WHAT DOES THAT MATTER. You--Whatever you're saying about this other--It's not bloody true at all! You're just trying to get a goddamn rise out of me! The other Mytho said the me he knew wouldn't do that. Of course he wouldn't. There has to be a sense of honor somewhere. This stupid bitch is just trying to-- ...Frilly...Licking away food on...MAIDS DON'T DO THAT!! Even if she looked kind of--WHY IS YOUR MIND SO BLOODY TWISTED!? NONE of this has ANY truth to it!

I'm not ashamed of something that doesn't exist---AND I DON'T HAVE SEXUAL ENERGY TO PUT INTO HER ANYTHING!

...She would NOT. She'd probably avoid me again--AND I DON'T WANT TO ANYWAY. There's no responsibility for anything like that---AND I'M NOT A CLOSET PERVERT! WHAT THE HELL. SHUT YOUR GODDAMN FILTHY MOUTH BEFORE I SHUT IT FOR YOU!

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