-- Voice Post --
[ static, followed by the muffled sound of a page turning ]
Dinner dates are great - as long as they're not dull. ....That's it? Oh, great advice. Now what exactly do you do to make them not dull?
[ grumbling, following by another page turn ]
...Do that an she'll "adore" you, huh? That's funny. I gave her flowers and she got really upset. [ rapid page turning ] ...Why the hell is there so much about flowers in this?
[ a sigh and turning of another page and a disgusted noise ]
....I would not get caught dead saying something like that. EVER.
[ quick page turn and a pause, another page turn ]
....Pet names? Honey? Sweetheart? ...You've got to be kidding me. Who comes up with this junk? At least "moron" actually suits her.
[ another flurry of pages and a mutter of something indecipherable ]
Angelic...divine, talented, marvelous....fabulous, stunning, charming.... [ short pause ] Wha? So you have to make up things instead of telling the truth? What good is that going to do? She already knows she's clumsy and loud and babbles on like a--- Oh, now this looks like it might actually be helpful.
[ flipping of a page ]
So you ask them to pick a number between one and fifty, then... [ mumbling ] shower them with the number of...[ more mumbling ] ...Now that I can do. ...And she did say I could bother her whenever I wanted. Heh. I should go and try that.
[ a short "hmm" noise, followed by page turning ]
...Now what's this about?
[ very long pause, followed by shocked noise and the sound of a body hitting the floor with a thump ]
WHAT THE HELL!?
[ flurry of pages and the violent sound of something being thrown to the floor, mixed with angrily muttered German curse words ]
GEH. It's bad enough with that stupid blonde girl spreading rumors, and now even books assume I'm being perverted! [ pause ] ...What's with the little light?
[ End Voice Post ]
[ ooc: Cursed, obviously. And the voice post caught him in the middle of browsing through the "Complete Idiot's Guide to Romance" book that Neko-sensei gave him as a birthday present. XD He was attempting to "prepare" for an upcoming dinner date of sorts. And near the end of the voice post, he kind of fell out of his chair. XD; ]
Dinner dates are great - as long as they're not dull. ....That's it? Oh, great advice. Now what exactly do you do to make them not dull?
[ grumbling, following by another page turn ]
...Do that an she'll "adore" you, huh? That's funny. I gave her flowers and she got really upset. [ rapid page turning ] ...Why the hell is there so much about flowers in this?
[ a sigh and turning of another page and a disgusted noise ]
....I would not get caught dead saying something like that. EVER.
[ quick page turn and a pause, another page turn ]
....Pet names? Honey? Sweetheart? ...You've got to be kidding me. Who comes up with this junk? At least "moron" actually suits her.
[ another flurry of pages and a mutter of something indecipherable ]
Angelic...divine, talented, marvelous....fabulous, stunning, charming.... [ short pause ] Wha? So you have to make up things instead of telling the truth? What good is that going to do? She already knows she's clumsy and loud and babbles on like a--- Oh, now this looks like it might actually be helpful.
[ flipping of a page ]
So you ask them to pick a number between one and fifty, then... [ mumbling ] shower them with the number of...[ more mumbling ] ...Now that I can do. ...And she did say I could bother her whenever I wanted. Heh. I should go and try that.
[ a short "hmm" noise, followed by page turning ]
...Now what's this about?
[ very long pause, followed by shocked noise and the sound of a body hitting the floor with a thump ]
WHAT THE HELL!?
[ flurry of pages and the violent sound of something being thrown to the floor, mixed with angrily muttered German curse words ]
GEH. It's bad enough with that stupid blonde girl spreading rumors, and now even books assume I'm being perverted! [ pause ] ...What's with the little light?
[ End Voice Post ]
[ ooc: Cursed, obviously. And the voice post caught him in the middle of browsing through the "Complete Idiot's Guide to Romance" book that Neko-sensei gave him as a birthday present. XD He was attempting to "prepare" for an upcoming dinner date of sorts. And near the end of the voice post, he kind of fell out of his chair. XD; ]