♥02: OTP = ♥

[sword_boy]

[Tsurugi can be seen walking on and off of screen in a half dressed state, continuing to look for things that he starts adding to his attire. He finally stops, now wearing a complete Cupid costume; He starts speaking to himself, unaware that the camera is on]Hmm... Huey always does have all those girls around him... I should try to get him together

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[child_radical]

[No words here Tsurugi, just no words.]

[sword_boy]

[Tsurugi continues to move about the City with an idiotic smile on his face, unaware of Huey's misfortune]

[child_radical]

What the hell is wrong with you?!

[sword_boy]

Nothing is wrong with me Huey-chan. Why do you ask?

[child_radical]

Nothing wrong? You're trying to set me up into a damn orgy!

[sword_boy]

I never said I was trying to set you up to have an orgy. Only implied that was one potential outcome that I was currently considering.

[child_radical]

You'd never even think about me getting into something like that!

[sword_boy]

Why wouldn't I? You're getting older, and as Riley pointed out, you have that nice stash set aside if something happened...

Chuck sent you those right? I should probably thank him for that later.

I'm actually surprised that you haven't at least started to date one of them... if not all of them.

[child_radical]

I'm only eleven!

[sword_boy]

In medieval culture, you were considered a full man at 13... plus you're at that point. You probably already have that kick that will help you start a family...

[child_radical]

[Small squeaky voice goes here.]

Kick?

[sword_boy]

...You are completely right.

I am scheduling you back in with Riley for The Talk.

[child_radical]

I know what you mean!

And I have a pretty damn good grasp on my thoughts!

[sword_boy]

Being unable to react because I suggested something makes me consider otherwise~!

[child_radical]

I wasn't expecting you to say that!

[sword_boy]

Huey, this is the City... why haven't learned to be not be surprised with anything that happens?