CREEPIEST WOMAN EVER!!
So me 'n Jeremey went to Sheetz today to pick up some food for our lunch break. Jeremey's a.. well ya know.. a large kid.. tall, muscular, wide, all that jazz. Football like.
Well this short, probably mid 30s woman comes up to him and is like "What, you can't see me down here?" and lines like that, and Jeremey's like, nope I see ya. So walks around the opposite side of the donut thing to get to line. I continue to walk straight and she's like "It's a joke. Not a very good one though. I'm short. Get it?" And I'm like.. yeah.. see.. this is me.. not paying any attention to you. Jeremey and I get into line to pay for our shit and we're talking about overtime benefits, pay, and all that good stuff. I glance over for a sec and notice she's fuckin' STARING at the two of us, and when she sees me glance she smiles (really freaky smile, man), and so I turn instantly back and I'm like "So yeah, 400 bucks, eh??"
We walk back from line after paying to pick up our food, and she touches Jeremey and is like "Look, I'm so short!" and Jeremy's just like, "I see ya down there" being all polite and stuff. I kinda.. squeeze my way past, hoping she'll ignore. I'm waiting for my food, Jeremey's stickin' around cuz we're talking, and she keeps trying to get in our way, lookin' at us, all that jazz. Then my food comes, we hightail it outta there but not before she gets in one, final, wicked creepy "byye!"
I'm going to download the Pink Panther Theme for my ringtone and play it as I stalk random strangers...
Well this short, probably mid 30s woman comes up to him and is like "What, you can't see me down here?" and lines like that, and Jeremey's like, nope I see ya. So walks around the opposite side of the donut thing to get to line. I continue to walk straight and she's like "It's a joke. Not a very good one though. I'm short. Get it?" And I'm like.. yeah.. see.. this is me.. not paying any attention to you. Jeremey and I get into line to pay for our shit and we're talking about overtime benefits, pay, and all that good stuff. I glance over for a sec and notice she's fuckin' STARING at the two of us, and when she sees me glance she smiles (really freaky smile, man), and so I turn instantly back and I'm like "So yeah, 400 bucks, eh??"
We walk back from line after paying to pick up our food, and she touches Jeremey and is like "Look, I'm so short!" and Jeremy's just like, "I see ya down there" being all polite and stuff. I kinda.. squeeze my way past, hoping she'll ignore. I'm waiting for my food, Jeremey's stickin' around cuz we're talking, and she keeps trying to get in our way, lookin' at us, all that jazz. Then my food comes, we hightail it outta there but not before she gets in one, final, wicked creepy "byye!"
I'm going to download the Pink Panther Theme for my ringtone and play it as I stalk random strangers...