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...Aww. In an attempt to make your week just a little better still, a little more Alistair-centrick OzFilk:
As a warrior for the Maker I felt like quite the faker At vows I drew the line And amidst my conniption Duncan called for my conscription And I thought it'd all be fine
I got left to guard a tower Was feeling pretty sour And much inclined to whine Then the armies died like cattle And Loghain just quit the battle ('Cos he's such a wretched swine!)
So I still don't know why that Wilds-witch saved our lives And I hope that if the new recruit survives She'll ask the witch for what she strives
Now my past contains a mystery A funny sort of history Which now looks less benign 'Cos the way this is headin' I could be King of Ferelden If I only had a spine...
You're not an idiot; I just haven't exactly set it to sheet music. :)
Gods, this thing is going to end up getting written, isn't it? If only for the lulz and inflicting "Somewhere Under the Frostbacks" on someone who's not me...
I HAVE to see that now! Don't care if I have to inflict irrevocable psychological damage on you by being a creepy stalker or a supportive hand-holder, the world needs to see this, dammit!
Thank you. And ... heh. Already done. *points to latest post on this comm* This is the result of an overactive brain, a good sense of speech/song rhythm, a rhyming dictionary and way too much time on my hands. *sheepish*
This made my bad week a little better.
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As a warrior for the Maker
I felt like quite the faker
At vows I drew the line
And amidst my conniption
Duncan called for my conscription
And I thought it'd all be fine
I got left to guard a tower
Was feeling pretty sour
And much inclined to whine
Then the armies died like cattle
And Loghain just quit the battle
('Cos he's such a wretched swine!)
So I still don't know why that Wilds-witch saved our lives
And I hope that if the new recruit survives
She'll ask the witch for what she strives
Now my past contains a mystery
A funny sort of history
Which now looks less benign
'Cos the way this is headin'
I could be King of Ferelden
If I only had a spine...
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I couldn't map the third stanza to the tune (guess who did 'Wizard of Oz' in theater? :) No, wait, yes I can, I'm just an idiot.
The lyrics were great!
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Gods, this thing is going to end up getting written, isn't it? If only for the lulz and inflicting "Somewhere Under the Frostbacks" on someone who's not me...
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I HAVE to see that now! Don't care if I have to inflict irrevocable psychological damage on you by being a creepy stalker or a supportive hand-holder, the world needs to see this, dammit!
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If I only had a spine..."
OMG I just died at that line!
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I could just give him a hug.
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