Because my head goes to terrible, terrible places sometimes, and nobody I work with is going to understand why I was laughing myself silly this morning, I hereby submit a quick one-song songmeme entry.
Chicken (Duck) Dance - Polkacide
Stomp! Squawk!
Shale grumbled a laugh. There was chicken blood everywhere, and those pesky little feathers flying around like a blizzard. The packed earth might be getting a bit slick with entrails, but she didn't care. The humans were running around, squawking almost as much as the doomed birds, but ever since the singing one told her about something called "The Chicken Dance," Shale had looked very much forward to participating. But why bother with all that silly flapping and clapping that it had demonstrated, when she could just stomp her way through, though? It was such glorious fun!