silly!Fic
Title: Uncomfortable Attractions
Author: Jakia
Word Count: 1297
Prompt: As we all know, Isabela loves starting random sex conversations that make many around her uncomfortable. I want to see her bringing up the topic of who is secretly attracted to whom (during a time when all group members are gathered) and then get the most unlikely results with everyone marveling at their friends’ strange tastes and reasons.
Pairings: various and silly. Female warrior Hawke and friends.
Warnings: T+ for talking about sex/general perviness/drunk people/Firefly references
A/N: Another fill for the kink_meme. This one literarally has absolutely no porn in it, though, so I don't feel guilty about it. It's mostly just humor, and cracky humor at that.
The Hawke I used for this happens to be a huge prude, which made writing this even funnier.
( Hawke had a huge crush on the Knight-Captain. That's what started this. )
Author: Jakia
Word Count: 1297
Prompt: As we all know, Isabela loves starting random sex conversations that make many around her uncomfortable. I want to see her bringing up the topic of who is secretly attracted to whom (during a time when all group members are gathered) and then get the most unlikely results with everyone marveling at their friends’ strange tastes and reasons.
Pairings: various and silly. Female warrior Hawke and friends.
Warnings: T+ for talking about sex/general perviness/drunk people/Firefly references
A/N: Another fill for the kink_meme. This one literarally has absolutely no porn in it, though, so I don't feel guilty about it. It's mostly just humor, and cracky humor at that.
The Hawke I used for this happens to be a huge prude, which made writing this even funnier.
( Hawke had a huge crush on the Knight-Captain. That's what started this. )