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"You've reached Claudette."
"Laurette!"
"And Paulette. We're either really busy or super sick right now, but--"
"--if you leave your name and number, we'll call you back as soon as we're less busy or less sick."
"UNLESS THIS IS GASTON, THEN WE NEVER GET SICK."
"If this is the boss, don't listen to Laurette. We have the stomach flu."
BEEP.
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