Today's Dumb Ideas
Liquid Mommy: Baby formula already in the bottle. The name for this baby formula is so good that you know right away what it's for.
Hat Cup: You have a hat that retains water and can turn into a cup. Don't you hate it when you need a cup, but all you have is a hat? Yeah that's right, you heard it here first.
24 Hour Movie Theater: So many times (like tonight) we wait until 11pm to decide we want to go to the movie theater... so this theater is open all night, even at 2 AM.
Slutty Kittens dot com: This is a nonprofit organization that is twofold. First, they produce porn, because porn makes lots of money. But then they use 100% of the profits to spay and neuter kittens... to prevent kitty overpopulation. Get it... slutty kittens??
Hat Cup: You have a hat that retains water and can turn into a cup. Don't you hate it when you need a cup, but all you have is a hat? Yeah that's right, you heard it here first.
24 Hour Movie Theater: So many times (like tonight) we wait until 11pm to decide we want to go to the movie theater... so this theater is open all night, even at 2 AM.
Slutty Kittens dot com: This is a nonprofit organization that is twofold. First, they produce porn, because porn makes lots of money. But then they use 100% of the profits to spay and neuter kittens... to prevent kitty overpopulation. Get it... slutty kittens??