Infertility, Impotence, and other baaad words. XD
So I was studying a while ago. I'm in the Maternity and Female Reproductive Nursing part of the reviewer, so infertility was being tackled.
Under causes of infertility of male partner was... social habits (use of nicotine, alcohol, other drugs, clothes that keep scrotal sac too close to warmth of body) changing these habits may reverse low/absent fertility.
...clothes that keep the scrotal sac too close to warmth of body. When I read that the first thing I thought of was Heero Yuy.
XD Heero Yuy. Oi, Relena, his super-tight spandex shorts are definitely a risk factor for infertility. Quick, get them off! Ohohohohohoho...
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Another cause of infertility in male is impotence. Case in point, the Philippines is as infertile as ever because of our ever-impotent president.
Then again, Ate Glo is not male. Hmm...
Gad. It's almost a moral dilemma simply deciding what to think of what she did. Geeze.
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Speaking of studying, I hate do hate Maternity. x__x One reason I did badly in the semester we tackled it is because I couldn't stand reading the books. *shudder*
Episiotomy is a bad word.
I get chills running down my spine just reading the word. x__x
(An episiotomy is the incision made in the perineum to enlarge the vaginal opening for delivery. *shudders* Errrrg! But lacerations are worse. Nasty gross worse. >__< Gah! Enough.)
Anyway, I'm almost done with it. Will be studying psych next.
(Ironically, maternity and pscyh get my fanficcing juices flowing. x__x "Day 14" was a product of Spring semester '04)
I loved taking care of newborns though. *__* Uwah, soft wriggling little critters. Kya~! So cute!
Under causes of infertility of male partner was... social habits (use of nicotine, alcohol, other drugs, clothes that keep scrotal sac too close to warmth of body) changing these habits may reverse low/absent fertility.
...clothes that keep the scrotal sac too close to warmth of body. When I read that the first thing I thought of was Heero Yuy.
XD Heero Yuy. Oi, Relena, his super-tight spandex shorts are definitely a risk factor for infertility. Quick, get them off! Ohohohohohoho...
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Another cause of infertility in male is impotence. Case in point, the Philippines is as infertile as ever because of our ever-impotent president.
Then again, Ate Glo is not male. Hmm...
Gad. It's almost a moral dilemma simply deciding what to think of what she did. Geeze.
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Speaking of studying, I hate do hate Maternity. x__x One reason I did badly in the semester we tackled it is because I couldn't stand reading the books. *shudder*
Episiotomy is a bad word.
I get chills running down my spine just reading the word. x__x
(An episiotomy is the incision made in the perineum to enlarge the vaginal opening for delivery. *shudders* Errrrg! But lacerations are worse. Nasty gross worse. >__< Gah! Enough.)
Anyway, I'm almost done with it. Will be studying psych next.
(Ironically, maternity and pscyh get my fanficcing juices flowing. x__x "Day 14" was a product of Spring semester '04)
I loved taking care of newborns though. *__* Uwah, soft wriggling little critters. Kya~! So cute!