It's fun because it's ridiculous (meme from shioan long ago)
BEFORE YOU CLICK ON THE CUT....
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
These are the characters I wrote. Because I'm pathetic like that.
1 - Ebony Drynwyn (orig, Halcyon's)
2 - Audric " "
3 - Sean Savara "
4 - Uchiha Sasuke
5 - Haruno Sakura
6 - Hyuuga Hinata
7 - Uzumaki Naruto
8 - Suzumiya Haruhi
9 - Kyon
10 - Koizumi Risa (Love Com)
11 - Otani Atsushi (Love Com)
12 - Sai Sikatuna (orig, Heaven)
Type your cut contents here.
Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
(Hinata/Otani) No. And maybe yes? Just because Hinata is like Otani's usual "type" of girl. O__o
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
(Sasuke) No comment. :P Oh, okay fine. As much as I hate his guts, um. . . chidori-hot. How's that?
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
(Sai Sikatuni/Suzumiya Haruhi) Hmm. . . That's a hard one. Being that Sai Sikatuna is an earthbound ghost of a murdered high school boy, he shouldn't be able to impregnate anybody. But then, maybe the novelty would please Haruhi. Or not. Let's just say, the universe will cease as it is.
Can you rec any fic(s) about 9?
(Kyon) Yes. But they're mostly Kyon/Haru so that doesn't really count, right?
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
(Audric/Hinata) probably not. I mean, they would probably be able to coexist & all, but it would be a very boring & placid partnership.
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
(Sasuke/Kyon or Sasuke/Koizumi Risa) SASUKE/KYON all the way!!! XD XD XD (If I had written, Koziumi Itsuki as number 10 instead, then I would definitely demand a 5/9/10 BWAHAHAHAHA!) And what do you mean why? It'll be so much more interesting. XD Risa will not be able to stand Sasuke. Well, Kyon wouldn't either, but it'll be funnier.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
(Naruto; Audric/Sai) Naruto: (^*$&*^#$*&#(^$~!!!?! <--- Will probably be ready to commit murder or drop dead himself. (Although, Audric/Sai would be interesing O__O Because Audric is profound & powerful, while Sai is blaise and wretched. And Audric's line of work could actually make a crossover plausible. . . What the hell am I thinking?)
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
(Sean/Sai Sikatuna) Sai Sikatuna didn't exactly ask for a knight in shining armor to save him from his Purgatorio, while Sean Savara didn't exactly ask for a damsel in distress to rescue just to alleviate the feelings of inadequacy that had plagued the warrior-mage after years of pining for a woman who belonged to the gods. What both found in each other was profoundly disturbing, universally cataclysmic, and fiercely. . . just right. How much of their loyalties, their worlds---nay, of all the worlds in existence---would they be willing to give up? NC-17 dark, angst, hurt/comfort, non-con, yaoi, epic, MMF
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
(Ebony/Haruhi Suzumiya) That would be pretty disturbing, I'd say.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
(Naruto/Sai Sikatuna) Dead Man Loving
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
(Sasuke/Ebony) I WILL NEVER PERMIT IT! T__T
. . . er, Sasuke wants to continue his clan and ensure that he would still get pale-faced, black-haired kids, who have god-like powers and throw very very very bad temper tantrums. Ebony is possessed by a succubus named Haruno Sakura. @__@. I dunno.
Does anyone on your friends list read 7/?
(Naruto/?) Of course.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
(Sean) 4 people --
nananaginip ,
luckychan . . . and once before,
safranin
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
(Otani Atsushi) well I have the community
love_com in my Flist
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
(Audric/Sasuke/Sakura) I dunno. Audric seems awfully third wheel. And he really does come off as fairly asexual most of the time.
What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?
(Koizumi Risa) UMIBOZOU!
If you wrote a song-fic about 8, which song would you choose?
(Suzumiya Haruhi) Desiderata as rendedred by Les Crane
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
(Ebony/Hinata/Sai Sikatuna) WARNING: PlotWhatPlot! senseless MFF, BSDM, necrophiia
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
(Audric on Koizumi Risa) "Forgive this unworthy one's impertinence, but it would be grossly ungracious to the Hands of She Who Creates, should I not even attempt to compliment the stately bearing of thy tall, willowy form." Wordy, verbose, and awkward. hehe. though, Risa would probably be infatuated with Audric hahaha
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
(Sakura) I can't remember actually. *scratches head* I wrote her a few weeks ago, if that counts.
What is 6's super-sekrit kink?
(Hinata) adult-oriented Furry Fanart and Fanfiction!
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
(otani/kyon) uh. . . no.
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
(Sean/Naruto) I expect they would fight for it. hot steamy bloody violent batshechs after.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Ebony and Kyon are in a happy relationship until Kyon suddenly runs off with Sasuke. Ebony, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Otani Atsushi and a brief unhappy affair with Sai Sikatuna, then follows the wise advice of Haruno Sakura and finds true love with Sean Savara." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Oro? How did Ebony end up with Sean in the end, anyway? Oh, it must be True Love.
Title: Right Beside Me All Along
Three people who would read: I have no idea. O__O
nananaginip ,
cea_chan , &
luckychan . Because I would force them to. Person who should write it: somebody deliriously cheesy *nods*or those romance bestsellers. . . Judith McNaught or something.
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
(Naruto/Haruhi) Uh, well, Naruto has a demon fox in his navel so I guess. . . it would work out. @__@ Superficially.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
These are the characters I wrote. Because I'm pathetic like that.
1 - Ebony Drynwyn (orig, Halcyon's)
2 - Audric " "
3 - Sean Savara "
4 - Uchiha Sasuke
5 - Haruno Sakura
6 - Hyuuga Hinata
7 - Uzumaki Naruto
8 - Suzumiya Haruhi
9 - Kyon
10 - Koizumi Risa (Love Com)
11 - Otani Atsushi (Love Com)
12 - Sai Sikatuna (orig, Heaven)
Type your cut contents here.
Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
(Hinata/Otani) No. And maybe yes? Just because Hinata is like Otani's usual "type" of girl. O__o
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
(Sasuke) No comment. :P Oh, okay fine. As much as I hate his guts, um. . . chidori-hot. How's that?
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
(Sai Sikatuni/Suzumiya Haruhi) Hmm. . . That's a hard one. Being that Sai Sikatuna is an earthbound ghost of a murdered high school boy, he shouldn't be able to impregnate anybody. But then, maybe the novelty would please Haruhi. Or not. Let's just say, the universe will cease as it is.
Can you rec any fic(s) about 9?
(Kyon) Yes. But they're mostly Kyon/Haru so that doesn't really count, right?
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
(Audric/Hinata) probably not. I mean, they would probably be able to coexist & all, but it would be a very boring & placid partnership.
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
(Sasuke/Kyon or Sasuke/Koizumi Risa) SASUKE/KYON all the way!!! XD XD XD (If I had written, Koziumi Itsuki as number 10 instead, then I would definitely demand a 5/9/10 BWAHAHAHAHA!) And what do you mean why? It'll be so much more interesting. XD Risa will not be able to stand Sasuke. Well, Kyon wouldn't either, but it'll be funnier.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
(Naruto; Audric/Sai) Naruto: (^*$&*^#$*&#(^$~!!!?! <--- Will probably be ready to commit murder or drop dead himself. (Although, Audric/Sai would be interesing O__O Because Audric is profound & powerful, while Sai is blaise and wretched. And Audric's line of work could actually make a crossover plausible. . . What the hell am I thinking?)
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
(Sean/Sai Sikatuna) Sai Sikatuna didn't exactly ask for a knight in shining armor to save him from his Purgatorio, while Sean Savara didn't exactly ask for a damsel in distress to rescue just to alleviate the feelings of inadequacy that had plagued the warrior-mage after years of pining for a woman who belonged to the gods. What both found in each other was profoundly disturbing, universally cataclysmic, and fiercely. . . just right. How much of their loyalties, their worlds---nay, of all the worlds in existence---would they be willing to give up? NC-17 dark, angst, hurt/comfort, non-con, yaoi, epic, MMF
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
(Ebony/Haruhi Suzumiya) That would be pretty disturbing, I'd say.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
(Naruto/Sai Sikatuna) Dead Man Loving
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
(Sasuke/Ebony) I WILL NEVER PERMIT IT! T__T
. . . er, Sasuke wants to continue his clan and ensure that he would still get pale-faced, black-haired kids, who have god-like powers and throw very very very bad temper tantrums. Ebony is possessed by a succubus named Haruno Sakura. @__@. I dunno.
Does anyone on your friends list read 7/?
(Naruto/?) Of course.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
(Sean) 4 people --
nananaginip ,
luckychan . . . and once before,
safranin
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
(Otani Atsushi) well I have the community
love_com in my Flist
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
(Audric/Sasuke/Sakura) I dunno. Audric seems awfully third wheel. And he really does come off as fairly asexual most of the time.
What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?
(Koizumi Risa) UMIBOZOU!
If you wrote a song-fic about 8, which song would you choose?
(Suzumiya Haruhi) Desiderata as rendedred by Les Crane
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
(Ebony/Hinata/Sai Sikatuna) WARNING: PlotWhatPlot! senseless MFF, BSDM, necrophiia
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
(Audric on Koizumi Risa) "Forgive this unworthy one's impertinence, but it would be grossly ungracious to the Hands of She Who Creates, should I not even attempt to compliment the stately bearing of thy tall, willowy form." Wordy, verbose, and awkward. hehe. though, Risa would probably be infatuated with Audric hahaha
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
(Sakura) I can't remember actually. *scratches head* I wrote her a few weeks ago, if that counts.
What is 6's super-sekrit kink?
(Hinata) adult-oriented Furry Fanart and Fanfiction!
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
(otani/kyon) uh. . . no.
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
(Sean/Naruto) I expect they would fight for it. hot steamy bloody violent batshechs after.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Ebony and Kyon are in a happy relationship until Kyon suddenly runs off with Sasuke. Ebony, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Otani Atsushi and a brief unhappy affair with Sai Sikatuna, then follows the wise advice of Haruno Sakura and finds true love with Sean Savara." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Oro? How did Ebony end up with Sean in the end, anyway? Oh, it must be True Love.
Title: Right Beside Me All Along
Three people who would read: I have no idea. O__O
nananaginip ,
cea_chan , &
luckychan . Because I would force them to. Person who should write it: somebody deliriously cheesy *nods*or those romance bestsellers. . . Judith McNaught or something.
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
(Naruto/Haruhi) Uh, well, Naruto has a demon fox in his navel so I guess. . . it would work out. @__@ Superficially.