Nov 02, 2004 12:17
after laughing non stop at various away messages, i thought i'd share them with you. i didn't eliminate any based on party, this just happened to be the order that they appeared on my buddy list:
gone for the day, call the cell, but vote Bush, you have too, or else Kerry will ruin our great nation
ONE BUSH, ONE DICK..JUST THE WAY GOD INTENDED IT TO BE
Go Vote For W 04'
Oh yeah: Vote for W. Why? you ask. Do it because you're an honest hardworking American with the capability to make decisions and take responsibility for yourself. Republicans believe we a re able to take care of ourselves without government handouts and interference. However, if you want freebies and a government babysitter, then by all means, vote for Kerry. Just think about it, just because you're a lazy, idealistic hippie, don't ruin things for the rest of us.
your mom '04
Vote!!!!!
*W '04*
VOTE (for Kerry) OR DIE!
VOTE BUSH
Kerry Edwards 2004
Vote for choice.
Vote for change.
Vote for Kerry.
If you don’t vote, then you are unpatriotic. If you are unpatriotic, you are obviously a democrat. So please, be a good little republican and go vote (for W)
remember to vote today.....let's give the Green party an opportunity to prove its worth!!
Today as you vote remember these things: You are safe enough to vote, so vote for the people who have kept you safe. Above all other issues, vote your convictions and your morals, not how you thing government money should be distributed through welfare programs.
and one that i saw on a sign back home: flush the johns!
happy voting!