Hahhaha, so I JUST got into work and my boss pops out of her office, throws two of the Twilight movies down on my desk and gives me a LOOK
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Oh man, I KNOW, he is the Best, he is mine FOREVER, I am totally going to reshare stories with you from this summer!
First, a few weeks ago, his dad needed to borrow something from me and was walking across the street, carrying Nephbo 2.0. And Nephbo was riding his bike around in a circle and was like "Daddy! Where are you taking my BROTHER?!" And BFFH went into this long spiel about how they already had Nephbo and didn't really need two kids, so since I didn't have any, he and BFF had decided just to give me Nephbo 2.0. And Nephbo gasped and said "Daaaaaddy! I want to go to [swmbo]'s, TOO!" hahahah, I WIN ALL THE THINGS.
Then, a few weeks later, it was dinner-across-the-street and my turn to cook, and he turns to his dad and says "daddy, [swmbo] is so nice, she is the nicest, and she's a good cook." And his dad was like 'oh really? who is a better cook, me or [swmbo]? Keep in mind that I control what time you go to bed" hahaha, and Nephbo looked all horrified and was gulping and then goes "Well, it's really close because you're both really good cooks but I think ... I think Daddy is just a smidge better. JUST A SMIDGE, [swmbo], just a smidge! And a smidge is a tiny, tiny bit, this small" *squeezed fingers*
Which is nice as he's almost 17
THAT IS CATEGORICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Oh man, I KNOW, he is the Best, he is mine FOREVER, I am totally going to reshare stories with you from this summer!
First, a few weeks ago, his dad needed to borrow something from me and was walking across the street, carrying Nephbo 2.0. And Nephbo was riding his bike around in a circle and was like "Daddy! Where are you taking my BROTHER?!" And BFFH went into this long spiel about how they already had Nephbo and didn't really need two kids, so since I didn't have any, he and BFF had decided just to give me Nephbo 2.0. And Nephbo gasped and said "Daaaaaddy! I want to go to [swmbo]'s, TOO!" hahahah, I WIN ALL THE THINGS.
Then, a few weeks later, it was dinner-across-the-street and my turn to cook, and he turns to his dad and says "daddy, [swmbo] is so nice, she is the nicest, and she's a good cook." And his dad was like 'oh really? who is a better cook, me or [swmbo]? Keep in mind that I control what time you go to bed" hahaha, and Nephbo looked all horrified and was gulping and then goes "Well, it's really close because you're both really good cooks but I think ... I think Daddy is just a smidge better. JUST A SMIDGE, [swmbo], just a smidge! And a smidge is a tiny, tiny bit, this small" *squeezed fingers*
OH MY HEART I LOVE HIM SO.
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OMG smidge. With FINGERS. That is the cutest story I'm going to hear all day.
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