Why government statistics aren't always boring...

[swmartin]

OK, the actual statistics usually are boring, but sometimes the titles aren't. This week in the Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report (a delightful title in itself) there's an article on "Multistate Outbreak of Human Salmonella Typhimurium Infections Associated with Pet Turtle Exposure".

P.S. for collency and obishawn -- don't worry, Gamera's both too old and too large to be a suspected carrier.