From Twitter 02-04-2011
- 07:55:31: Good Morning Tweet-Lemmings! This is Doctor Happenstance to break you out of your mindless rut that you have become entrapped in.
- 07:58:04: Today you should try something new, something that perhaps scares you. Drive off without paying for your gas! Dine and dash! Drive the wrong
- 07:59:06: way on One Way streets! Drive on the opposite side of the road! Fight the conformity that plagues & stifles our society. The world is sick.
- 08:00:05: Chaos is the antibiotic that the world needs. Help be a part of the cure, not the disease. Doctor Happenstance with your morning message.
- 11:08:27: Bah bah bah little sheeptweets, think for yourself, don't be a sheep. Happenstance is not just my name, chaos will rule this world. Chaos!!!
- 11:11:34: You might find yourself feeling kind of strange the past couple of days. That's to be expected. I put LSD in the Metroville water supply.
- 11:15:27: Don't worry, its not an unhealthy dose, just enough to make all those stuffed shirts loosen up a little & have some fun. Happenstance out.
- 11:21:31: Really Metroville? I don't think you get it! The mayor drains the reservoir to 'save' the population from my 'crimes'-fine. Be a lemming.
- 11:23:19: I'll just step up my game. I hope all those civil servants in city hall don't have to go to the bathroom. They'll be in for quite a bang....
- 11:52:42: Tyler Durden had the right idea. Mischief, Mayhem, Soap. Start your own Fight Club! -Doctor Happenstance
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