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Work work work. It's funny how I went from unemployed (for MONTHS) to working all the fucking time.
And it's true, I work hard at the ol' Valley Feed and Seed. But sometimes there isn't shit to do, right? So that's when I sneak outside to have a cig. The other day my boss caught me taking a smoke break. He waited a couple hours, pulled me in his office, and said, "What were you doing sitting on your butt out there?"
"Talking to Doug."
"We never stop moving around here."
Now, let me tell you something. My boss is a lazy prick who sits in his office 6 hours a day talking on the phone, chain smoking cigarettes. He takes a longer lunch than anyone else, comes in late, leaves early.
I can't complain. I get enough satisfaction out of making fun of him with the warehouse guys to shrug off the "sitting on your butt" comment.
And it's true, I work hard at the ol' Valley Feed and Seed. But sometimes there isn't shit to do, right? So that's when I sneak outside to have a cig. The other day my boss caught me taking a smoke break. He waited a couple hours, pulled me in his office, and said, "What were you doing sitting on your butt out there?"
"Talking to Doug."
"We never stop moving around here."
Now, let me tell you something. My boss is a lazy prick who sits in his office 6 hours a day talking on the phone, chain smoking cigarettes. He takes a longer lunch than anyone else, comes in late, leaves early.
I can't complain. I get enough satisfaction out of making fun of him with the warehouse guys to shrug off the "sitting on your butt" comment.