(Insert Witty Title Here)
X the ones you have done:
( ) I have been drunk
(x) I have kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) I have kissed a member of the same sex
( ) I crashed a friend's car
( ) I have been to Japan
(x) I rode in a taxi
(/) I have been in love (half an x, because I thought I was)
( ) I've had sex
( ) I've had sexual relations in public
( ) I've shoplifted
( ) I have been fired
( ) I have cut myself on purpose
( ) I have smoked pot
( ) I still smoke pot
( ) I've had a 3-some
( ) I've snuck out of my parent's house
( ) I have been tied up. (yes...in THAT way)
( ) I have been arrested
( ) I've made out with a stranger
( ) I've stolen something from my job
( ) I've celebrated New Year's in Time Square
( ) I've gone on a blind date
(x) I've lied to a friend
( ) I've had a crush on a teacher
( ) I've celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
( ) I have been to Europe
( ) I've skipped school
( ) I have thrown up in a bar
( ) I have purposely set myself on fire
(x) I have eaten sushi
(x) I have been snowboarding
(x) I have been happy with myself
(x) I have met a movie star
( ) I had sex in a pool
( ) I went to a dance with someone of the same sex
( ) I've bungee jumped
(x) I have been to a pop concert
( ) I have dated someone for over a year
( ) I sold naked pictures of myself
(x) I have been in a car accident
( ) I have slept in the nude
(x) I've eaten cheesecake
( ) I've had jury duty
( ) I've hated someone without knowing them
( ) I have given oral sex
( ) I have recieved oral sex
(x) I've shot a real gun
( ) I've ran around with my trousers around my ankles
( ) I've had sex with someone within a week of meeting them
( ) I've done ecstasy
( ) I've gotten my ass kicked
( ) I've been caught smoking
( ) I've worn boxers
(x) I've milked a cow (If you live in Wisconsin and haven't done this, shame on you! haha)
( ) I've got in a verbal fight with a teacher
( ) I've cheated on someone
( ) had sex with a best friend
( ) Lied one time in this survey
( ) Lied more then once in this survey.
( ) Lied to a friend you see everyday
( ) Kissed a person that has a g/f or b/f
( ) Used ice cubes as a foreplay accessory
(x) Wasted time filling this out instead of doing something productive
( ) Have nude pics of yourself on your computer
( ) Walked across 8 lanes of interstate highway
(x) Have been to camp
(x) Have read a book(s) more than one time
( ) Have eaten cat food
(x) Have been pulled over by a cop (not me, but was in the car when it happened)
( ) Own porn
(x) Am a Republican (and proud of it)
(x) Likes classic movies
(x) Own a kitty
( ) Carried a lunchbox in high school
(x) Buy gumballs to watch them swirl in the machine
( ) Likes to be dominated
(x) Likes to drive with the windows down and the music turned up
(x) Eats PB &J for breakfast because there's nothing else (Just started doing this)
( ) I have been drunk
(x) I have kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) I have kissed a member of the same sex
( ) I crashed a friend's car
( ) I have been to Japan
(x) I rode in a taxi
(/) I have been in love (half an x, because I thought I was)
( ) I've had sex
( ) I've had sexual relations in public
( ) I've shoplifted
( ) I have been fired
( ) I have cut myself on purpose
( ) I have smoked pot
( ) I still smoke pot
( ) I've had a 3-some
( ) I've snuck out of my parent's house
( ) I have been tied up. (yes...in THAT way)
( ) I have been arrested
( ) I've made out with a stranger
( ) I've stolen something from my job
( ) I've celebrated New Year's in Time Square
( ) I've gone on a blind date
(x) I've lied to a friend
( ) I've had a crush on a teacher
( ) I've celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
( ) I have been to Europe
( ) I've skipped school
( ) I have thrown up in a bar
( ) I have purposely set myself on fire
(x) I have eaten sushi
(x) I have been snowboarding
(x) I have been happy with myself
(x) I have met a movie star
( ) I had sex in a pool
( ) I went to a dance with someone of the same sex
( ) I've bungee jumped
(x) I have been to a pop concert
( ) I have dated someone for over a year
( ) I sold naked pictures of myself
(x) I have been in a car accident
( ) I have slept in the nude
(x) I've eaten cheesecake
( ) I've had jury duty
( ) I've hated someone without knowing them
( ) I have given oral sex
( ) I have recieved oral sex
(x) I've shot a real gun
( ) I've ran around with my trousers around my ankles
( ) I've had sex with someone within a week of meeting them
( ) I've done ecstasy
( ) I've gotten my ass kicked
( ) I've been caught smoking
( ) I've worn boxers
(x) I've milked a cow (If you live in Wisconsin and haven't done this, shame on you! haha)
( ) I've got in a verbal fight with a teacher
( ) I've cheated on someone
( ) had sex with a best friend
( ) Lied one time in this survey
( ) Lied more then once in this survey.
( ) Lied to a friend you see everyday
( ) Kissed a person that has a g/f or b/f
( ) Used ice cubes as a foreplay accessory
(x) Wasted time filling this out instead of doing something productive
( ) Have nude pics of yourself on your computer
( ) Walked across 8 lanes of interstate highway
(x) Have been to camp
(x) Have read a book(s) more than one time
( ) Have eaten cat food
(x) Have been pulled over by a cop (not me, but was in the car when it happened)
( ) Own porn
(x) Am a Republican (and proud of it)
(x) Likes classic movies
(x) Own a kitty
( ) Carried a lunchbox in high school
(x) Buy gumballs to watch them swirl in the machine
( ) Likes to be dominated
(x) Likes to drive with the windows down and the music turned up
(x) Eats PB &J for breakfast because there's nothing else (Just started doing this)