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OMG I almost forgot this place existed. I have spare time and thaught i should all enlighten you with some short sharp jokes.... ENJOY DAMMIT
X-RATED RIDDLES
>
> Q: What's a mixed feeling?
> A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new
> > car.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What's the height of conceit?
> > > > > A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What's the definition of macho?
> > > > > A: Jogging home from your vasectomy.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
> > > > > A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
> > > > > A: They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
> > > > > A: Because it's worth it.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What is a Yankee?
> > > > > A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
> > > > > A: Their balls are just for decoration.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
> > > > > A: About three inches.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
> > > > > A: For traction in the mud.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
> > > > > A: The grip.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
> > > > > A: It's not hard.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
> > > > > A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
> > > > > A: 45 pounds.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
> > > > > A: 45 minutes.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> > > > > A: Breasts don't have eyes.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of
>true love?
> > > > > A: The swallow.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
> > > > > A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the
>morning?
> > > > > A: They don't have balls to scratch
X-RATED RIDDLES
>
> Q: What's a mixed feeling?
> A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new
> > car.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What's the height of conceit?
> > > > > A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What's the definition of macho?
> > > > > A: Jogging home from your vasectomy.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
> > > > > A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
> > > > > A: They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
> > > > > A: Because it's worth it.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What is a Yankee?
> > > > > A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
> > > > > A: Their balls are just for decoration.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
> > > > > A: About three inches.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
> > > > > A: For traction in the mud.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
> > > > > A: The grip.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
> > > > > A: It's not hard.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
> > > > > A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
> > > > > A: 45 pounds.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
> > > > > A: 45 minutes.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> > > > > A: Breasts don't have eyes.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of
>true love?
> > > > > A: The swallow.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
> > > > > A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
> > > > >
> > > > > Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the
>morning?
> > > > > A: They don't have balls to scratch