hey there

Aug 16, 2004 02:15

soooo its 2 15 am and c and bci just left me for red bull, which to what i would have to say im thourolgy offended. my point being. rebecca claire isreal and sierra lynn kerns, i must cut off all relationship and physical contact with u two. such rejection will not be toleratd on my turf. no sir re popperoo. brady joel funkhouser has been hurt, deeply offended and otherwise issearching for new friends. so on those terms, if you have any interist in being friends with brady joel funkhouser call the operator at 0. no just kidding its 911 HA! got you again its 515-515-5151 and ask for mike roch or hugh jass. just kidding the operators name is seemore butts. so that being said class is in session.

one bright day in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up and decided to fight
back to back they faced eachother
drew there swords and shot eachother
the deaf man heard there cries,
and if you don't believe my lies are true
ask the blind man he saw it too

moral of the story: bec and c-bear, such rejection is like stabbing me in the back with a gun right in front of my face.

on other caes; becca my undieing love and burning passion for you has died, and now moved on too big bird. yes thats right big bird. see what this can do to you! for such rejection i have turned evil and will soon be ther next dictator of cuba. or maybe america (mwahaha) just kidding dont take that the wrong way. i am in no way using my amazingly good likes and stunning chizeled body for evil. in face im using them for good. i am the tick, i protect the good from the bad, and the bad from the good. with that being said, i am in need of a sidekick, so if you are interest my hotlines are open 24/7, and i already gave you the number. and please, if hired, dont kcik me in the side. the last one did and i hads to go through extreme kidney replacement. on another note: justin jarell just signed off, its not 2 27 and i am not tired at all. i am left talking to myslef in my livejournal. anyways back to the sidekick jazz, if you can fly, jump, run, hit, punch,slap, shoot lasers, spit, throwing ureslf in front of flaming missiles or even leave me from talking to myself in my live journal, please call. dont delay call today!

this just in: evil enemy on the loose! siarra destroys all hotels! the tick is still in dyer need of a sidekick, a partner, not a kick in the side that hurts.

so that being said: brady funkhouser needs a life, or a girl, either one...........maybe.............nah that wont work dagnabbit.
so if you have read all the way down to this point u deserve a cookie, so that being said. make ureself one. or heck live a little, make a dozen or two, whos stopping u! o certanly not pooh, whatt a foo. he doesnt even own a shoe. or live in a canoe. somtimes i dont know if i know how to sue, or if i know a girl named sue. say have u seen somthing new, i have too, i have ran outt of ryminh words.

soooo... in final conclusion.. brady joel funkhouser is a dork, if u agreee say amen. he needs a life and a better sleeping sckedule. if u have read all of this which i doubt anyone has and u r at this point, i would like to congradulate you... congradulations, u have made it this far.

this is the end of side one, please turn the tape over...........

u know what i miss lauren, she needs to come home, hey could u bring lassie with you? that being said: lauren ride lassie home. alright well i better tell u this.. i have brown hair, yes its true. and im not going out for bbal this year. soccer yes.. football managing yess..
that being said: red bulls are good. did you know tose things kill you, yes, note to self... kyle(thats what i call myslef when i talk to myself) never drink 4 or more red bulls then enter a state of sleep. or in sierras case never drink three different kind of energy drink and have a cup of coffee at 2 in the morning then go to bed, unhelathy, deathly
that being said: i like the band emery it is a good band
in cinclusion to that statemnt: i want to be in a band. as a drummer, but then i cant move as much so a guitar player, but thats to hard to learn so a singer, if i grow into a good vioce. ok im leaving b4 anything else stupid is said
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