Here I go

[switchbladesong]

My uj is being a bitch and I want to killify it

Comments

[ificouldiwould]

I dont talk to the lovely peter dever anymore...i miss him, in some weird sense....nad he was ALWAYS asking me to have sex with him...always....

[switchbladesong]

Just the fact that he asked me to have sex with him in itself proves that he will, indeed, ask anyone. =P

[ificouldiwould]

heh....but you see, you STILL talk to HIM

[switchbladesong]

Only to mockify him for Nomar being traded, though. =P

[lockexenocide]

Do yourself a favor and DON'T remind Jesse of the Nomar-tradeage.

Either he will yell at you and disown you or begin whining and crying about how he misses his Nomar.

[switchbladesong]

I think the relationship between Jesse and Nomar bordered on horribly wrong and sinful.

[lockexenocide]

It's true. Poor Jesse is depressed like he just lost a boyfriend of several years. =P

[switchbladesong]

Just like that couple that was illegal...the student and the 6th grade teacher? lol she just got out of jail.

[lockexenocide]

Dude... at least Jesse is a half a year away from being 18. 6th grade is like... 12... that's scary.

[switchbladesong]

Yeah. He's 21 now, and she's...40 something. And apparently they're still in love, because he's trying to revoke a restraining order they placed on her because he wants to be with her.

[blow_up_poodles]

We have Nomar now. Don't tell Jesse, but I think they caught him sneaking winks at Moises Alou.

[lockexenocide]

=O

I HAVE TO TELL JESSE.

He'll be pissed.

SEE WHAT YOU DID, JAMES!! Jesse's gonna get FAT because of you. He's been eating NONSTOP because he's depressed!!!

[switchbladesong]

Ivy, we don't HAVE to tell Jesse. We can wait until it all comes together on its own and blows up in his face. It'll be more funny that way. >=P

[ificouldiwould]

i dont get it...

[switchbladesong]

I envy your obliviousness. ~_^