Sexism wow!

[swissdonkey]

Guy's Park League Table ArseHairTitsEyesFriendlinessGeneral sexinessTime period constraintsMysteryAlien World?Armed?AgeUna79874*8N/A**9NY!***??Sunshine665787modern era7NN?20somethingishOri..something          Too young. Proper answers at a later date.                                                                                                                                                                                                
Notes: * Sarcastic as hell. And not the good kind.
**Time traveller. This counts as plus points.
***Very, very armed and dangerous.