Battle Royale!!!
You've gotta be shitting me:
www.gamedailyxl.com/2007/03/28/mario-and-sonic-buddy-up-for-new-game
Apparently, the big guns at Nintendo and Sega are finally throwin' down to see "who is actually faster."
WHO IS ACTUALLY FASTER? ARE YOU F-ING KIDDING ME?
Hmm, let's see: a short, fat, Italian plumber versus a blue hedgehog. That's like comparing a mechanical pencil to a bowl of oatmeal (try meditating on that during the morning commute to work.)
I sincerely hope they put Sonic in Super Smash Bros. At least Mario would avoid drug tests imposed by the Olympic committee (*ahem* talking mushrooms and magical fire flowers?)
I would've rather read an article about some random 30-year-old geek cosplaying as Mario at the local drive-in burger joint of the same name.
www.gamedailyxl.com/2007/03/28/mario-and-sonic-buddy-up-for-new-game
Apparently, the big guns at Nintendo and Sega are finally throwin' down to see "who is actually faster."
WHO IS ACTUALLY FASTER? ARE YOU F-ING KIDDING ME?
Hmm, let's see: a short, fat, Italian plumber versus a blue hedgehog. That's like comparing a mechanical pencil to a bowl of oatmeal (try meditating on that during the morning commute to work.)
I sincerely hope they put Sonic in Super Smash Bros. At least Mario would avoid drug tests imposed by the Olympic committee (*ahem* talking mushrooms and magical fire flowers?)
I would've rather read an article about some random 30-year-old geek cosplaying as Mario at the local drive-in burger joint of the same name.