Sonic BOOM!
Know what that is?
Yeah. That's right.
It's a map to the local Sonic in Central Ohio!!! YEAH BOYEEEE!!! I took Sean for a quick drive-by inspection after work. The place is friggin' HUGE. It bares a close resemblance to a BP Connect gas station and a Flying J truck stop. There must've been at least 30 cars docked in the drive-in slots and wrapped around the block for the drive-thru (24-hour, I might add.) I can understand why they chose a test location off OSU's campus. What I CAN'T figure out is why they waited this long to put a Sonic in the #1 Midwest city for obese people per capita... Since when have large corporations actually cared about our health? They have more Sonics in Virginia where the schoolboard forces their children to play DDR. According to statistics for Central Ohio, you're either fat, gay, or drunk. Or a combination of the three depending on your income bracket. Give us more Sonics!!! Whee!
Oh well. To paraphrase the blog community dedicated to this franchise: "I no longer have to be blue-balled by Sonic commercials"
Now for the ultimate test in self-discipline and moderation. And here I was just gettin' into my groove of exercising and shaving off 50 pounds of geek fat...