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[swissarmyknives]

Team Hamburger.

It says here that a tight end is typically 6'4" or taller, and about 250 pounds. I am not 6'4" or taller and I definitely do not weigh 250 pounds. I refuse to play this position.

America. Please give me another position.

Comments

he totally thinks it's soccer.

[sconetastic]

I don't understand these positions. For sure, I'd be offense.

OH ARTHUR :3

[swissarmyknives]

You don't understand.

x)))

[sconetastic]

What don't I understand? I have my uniform properly ironed already.

[swissarmyknives]

It's American football.

KJHFKUESF NOT YET OMG. he was going to bring Team Axis to football dressed in soccer uniforms!!!

[sconetastic]

I've never heard of anything being football other than football.

ASJDLF;JASL;DJFADFJ DO YOU WANT ME TO DELETE IT I'M REALLY SORRY

[swissarmyknives]

I see.

KSDJHFKUesf LOL IT'S OKAY YOU DIDN'T KNOW DKJSHFKUSf <3

[sconetastic]

I-is it something I should know?

FJKDLS;AHFALFJS SORRY ABOUT THAT ;o;

[swissarmyknives]

I shouldn't give secrets to the other team.

IT'S OKAY ILU \o/ MANCHAE

[sconetastic]

... okay, then.

MANCHAE MANCHAE MANCHAE YOUR STORIES ARE AWESOME

[swissarmyknives]

So. How are you.

TY ILU x))))))

[sconetastic]

Doing fine. Just a little tired, though. You'd think I'd be used to the rain by now...

:3

[swissarmyknives]

I see.

[sconetastic]

How are you and your sister?

[swissarmyknives]

Okay.

[sconetastic]

That's good to hear.

[swissarmyknives]

She's going to be a cheerleader.