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Mar 24, 2009 18:08

Team Hamburger.

It says here that a tight end is typically 6'4" or taller, and about 250 pounds. I am not 6'4" or taller and I definitely do not weigh 250 pounds. I refuse to play this position.

America. Please give me another position.

i refuse to play football, team hamburger, i don't drink, need to mantain my neutrality

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ebonyeagle March 25 2009, 00:36:23 UTC

HAHAHA I knew you couldn't take it! I wonder if your dear little sister is disappointed yet.

swissarmyknives March 25 2009, 00:38:12 UTC

D-do you think she would be.

swissarmyknives March 25 2009, 00:38:34 UTC

I don't fit the requirements though.

he's just being an ass sorry vash ebonyeagle March 25 2009, 00:40:38 UTC

Who knows. She'll probably be too disappointed to tell you upfront.

Not up for a challenge, are you?

*shoots* swissarmyknives March 25 2009, 00:42:10 UTC

Sh-She's disappointed...?

swissarmyknives March 25 2009, 00:42:49 UTC

I guess I could be a tight end.

ebonyeagle March 25 2009, 00:45:49 UTC

SO VERY DISAPPOINTED! And she admires her brother SO SO MUCH.

swissarmyknives March 25 2009, 00:49:43 UTC

R-really.

ebonyeagle March 25 2009, 00:56:58 UTC

YES. So be a good neutral country and be our TIGHT REAR END. Not that you don't already have one, but still.

swissarmyknives March 25 2009, 00:58:34 UTC

I'm already a neutral country.

swissarmyknives March 25 2009, 00:58:48 UTC

Wait.

swissarmyknives March 25 2009, 00:59:06 UTC

TIGHT REAR END.

swissarmyknives March 25 2009, 00:59:29 UTC

Pervert.

swissarmyknives March 25 2009, 00:59:46 UTC

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WANT TO GET SHOT

ebonyeagle March 25 2009, 01:00:15 UTC

PERVERT?! WHAT THE HELL!?!

ebonyeagle March 25 2009, 01:00:30 UTC

I was saying you were a PAIN IN THE ASS!!!

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