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[swissarmyknives]

What the hell.

Somehow over the weekend, I was married to some weird, random person and supposedly, I had three children. THREE CHILDREN. How...why...when...WHAT.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME.

Liechtenstein, why am I wearing one of your dresses.

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[not_a_banshee]

Yeah, I, uh. Thought you were my mom, apparently.

[swissarmyknives]

What.

We will not speak of this ever again.

[not_a_banshee]

I don't know. These things happen here sometimes.

Sure, whatever.

[swissarmyknives]

...they do? Do they happen often?

[not_a_banshee]

More often than I'd like. But not everyone is always effected.