May 28, 2011 21:34
I CAN'T THINK OF A GRACEFUL WAY TO PUT THIS, SO I'LL JUST GET TO THE POINT:
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF LUBE.
I SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING SOONER, BECAUSE IT WAS PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT THE AMOUNT BEN KEPT TO USE ON HIS HAND WOULDN'T LAST VERY LONG WITH SOPHY AND I AROUND. SOPHY ESPECIALLY - HE REALLY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO BE CONSERVATIVE ABOUT THESE THINGS. HE SEEMS PRETTY UPTIGHT, BUT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS IT'S ANOTHER STORY ENTIRELY, LET ME TELL YOU.
PERSONAL ISSUES ASIDE, I GUESS WHAT I'M GETTING AT IS... DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY EXTRA? THIS IS SORT OF EMBARRASSING. EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS TO JUST KNOW WHERE TO GET IT WITHOUT HAVING TO ASK.