Orientation
Wednesday
So Orientation was pretty awesome. They took us to a room where they had an old-fashioned video reel where we watched the standard orientation video. Some Asian guy named Dr. Marvin Candle explained that the college specializes in zoology, meteorology, electromagnetism, psycology, parapsychology, and social sciences. Then he said that what we do at college is of the upmost importance. He said that we should divide up into pairs and take alternating shifts pressing a button that will ultimately save the world. Weird.
Okay, so that didn't happen. But what really happened was extremely boring. I took some lame tests. I sat in a room and listened to some people say some really lame things. Seriusly, these speakers said some of the corniest and cheesiest things ever. "These will be the greatest years of your life," "You will form some of the best friendships ever," "blah blah blah i'm fat and have two kidney stones."
But there is something rather noteworthy about the whole experience. I present . . .
So I am taking the following classes for the first semester:
---Orientation Freshemen FYI Introductory to College (this really isn't a class, but all freshmen have to take it anyway)
---English Composition II: Voice and Identity
---College Algebra and Trigonometry
---Cultural Anthropology
---Principles of Psychology
and my week looks like this:
I am not too thrilled to be taking Psychology, and I wish that I could be taking a hight math class because this one is basically precalculus. But i get to take anthropology! And the english comp seems interesting even though it is mandatory. And i could have taken Soccer, but that would have been too complicated seeing it would come right between antrho. and math.