mid-day amusements

[swirlycherly]

So I'm walking down the hall. And there's a man wearing an eye patch looking slightly confused.
"Are you lost?" I ask him, seeing as that's usually the cause of any confusion.
"No. I'm just waiting on my wife to tinkle," the man replies.
....
"Um. Ok," I respond trying desperately not to laugh at this eye-patch clad, grown man.

Oh life.