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blah blah blah! ahhg! smallvile is like the best show EVER!!!!!!!!! omg...i just found out that Lex's full name...is....*climactic music builds up*....dun dun dun DUUUN...Alexander!!!! AHHHH!!!!! isnt it so hot! im so gonna name my kid lex. holy fuck its not even funny. haha my mom thinks im typing a story when actually im updating my LJ!!! AH! im not even supposed to be on the internet...>_> oh well...whatever who cares! blach! whatever...im bored as fuck! nothing to do but type random shit....kristina brought a frozen, water-filled latex glove to school this morning...man that shit was crazy! haha and then when i was at school, i was bouncing it up and down and noticing how much it looked like a Bhoobah and then one of the black janitors was like, "o_O....O_o hey hey heeeey! watcha think your doin young laday?" and he took it away! T_T boo hoo....urg...theres nothing to talk about...i wish i had a penis...that way i could have a massive erection like eskimo ^___^ hee hee. blah im so retarded ha im looking up vampire summoning spells cause im so bored...what? im entitled to believe in them arent i??? o_O i like blood...give me yours...>_>...no? ok then you must DIE! *kills you*...damn so far i havent found any yet! >_< grrrr...oh oh! i think i found one! no fuck...damnit...it wasnt what i wanted...fuck this sucks i cant find ANYTHING! *dies* oh well...if anyone knows any good vampy sites...tell me and ill fuck you to death...seriously...