May 23, 2005 17:27
Once upon a time, there was a girlie in MC by the name of Amy. She loved a band called Rise Against, and so was very excited when they posted a new video on their website. "Glee!" she squealed, "What a nice ending to a shitty day battling the hazards of high school.And I do love a cute boy who sings and plays acoustic." Her joy was cut short however, when the only options for viewing said hot boy were windows media player,quicktime,and realplayer. "Realplayer is evil, they infested my computer with ads." She thought, "And quicktime never plays right on my hunk-o-junk PC." And so her only other option was the dreaded windows media player. Amy knew this was a bad idea, but not one to learn from her mistakes she clicked on the "300K" link anyway. The soothing sounds of "Swing Life Away" start. No picture, then it comes up with a healthy dose of green bile all over it. Amy is pissed. Hot boy appears occasionally, but it's hard to tell that he is hot or boy at all!
The media player bullies her PC into freezing. All is lost. Amy sulks and pleads with her computer to come back to her. It awakes, and she promises to never put poor granny PC through that again.
Of course, until someone else has a new video out.
THE END
P.S. Amy grills to the max