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swirleycoffee: I'm going to tell you a secret, it's important that you listen up. Er, read up
Mega Awesome Man: ooookay
swirleycoffee: Fetrow ran away and got mexican heroin ass implants. I'm worried because the dealers are looking for him and they keep saying they'll slice his moneymaker off for the drugs.
Mega Awesome Man: oh great, and lemme guess, due to my superhuman abilities and boyish good looks, you are giving me the task of protecting him until his buns are safe?
swirleycoffee: well I know how fond you are of them
swirleycoffee: seriously, put that latex on, get out there, and just maul his buns before anyone else gets a chance to maul them.
Mega Awesome Man: ooookay
swirleycoffee: Fetrow ran away and got mexican heroin ass implants. I'm worried because the dealers are looking for him and they keep saying they'll slice his moneymaker off for the drugs.
Mega Awesome Man: oh great, and lemme guess, due to my superhuman abilities and boyish good looks, you are giving me the task of protecting him until his buns are safe?
swirleycoffee: well I know how fond you are of them
swirleycoffee: seriously, put that latex on, get out there, and just maul his buns before anyone else gets a chance to maul them.