spring break quotes mostly from the guys across the hall lol
*This might sound gay, but do you wanna go watch the sunset with me?
*you never sleep do you? your room is really cold...i like it
*look away...they might wig out
*my name is sri lanka. my family die in tsnami
*wanna see my toe touch?.... "did somebody fall?"
*wanna see a card trick?
*i'll bite it off
*our room doesn't come equipped withe robes
*sorry! if i had a key i'd open the door
*did you know your door's open?
*change your shirt!
*man i should've brought the wrist bands for the bus ride
*there are people over 25 on this boat...yeah well i paid my $1000 too!
*i closed it twice times
*you guys have a window?!
*do you have a blanket...like one of the red ones
*my skin is one of a dolphin
*my dad is like a giant bottle of tanning oil *ding...time to put on your sunscreen
*this is the dolphin speaking
*this is your captain speaking..in case you haven't been outside, it is now 135 degrees
*i just sweat off 20 pounds
*when in rome...
*we're like 30 feet from the sun...i could reach out and grab it
*not gonna lie, it smells like pure gasoline in here
*not gonna lie, you're like hte most honest person on this bus
* are you renting jet skis?...no you have to be like 75 to do that...no thats only on the boat
*i don't remember ordering 5 peanut butter & jelly sandwiches but i'll eat 'em anyway
*room service. can i fluff your pillows?
*a man just fell overboard!!!....april fools
*this is room service. i called to confirm your order for 2 cheeseburgers for $9.95 each...yah mon!
*there's a dolphin!!...april fools
*did you guys know its like 8 am?
*not gonna like, i kinda want a sweatshirt
*i made love to a girl who's going to Hope
*what are the clarkston girls wearing?
*let's go see if the clarkston girls are up
*don't talk shit about me...i don't have an ego.....dude! those girls are drunk they don't care what you're saying
*crispy like cracker!
*we're gonna do the macaroona...like macaroon & cheese
*happy beeeeersary to you
*rrrrrrrranch
*that man is a very good driver
*won ton or two?
*ya know mike fogg? he's like my BEST FRIEND
*i've seen mike in the shower and he's big
*i was laying in bed and he sucker punched me. but i was drunk and i started it
*how bout you use a tampon to get the sand out of your pussy
*he says he can't shut his jaw but he's over there flapping it
aah good times lol..i wanna go back to not being stressed out