Nov 29, 2004 17:53
Slickshoes238 away message:
"Its simple really... Im not asking for much!
1. A slight accent
2. Preferably smaller than me
3. "Interesting" eyes (Blue, Green, Mixture...)
4. Must have a liking of music
5. Curly hair
6. Talkative
7. The ability to put up with my friends
If you meet these requirements please send me your application. SPECIAL DEAL TILL MARCH OF 07' ALL APPLICATION FEES WILL BE WAIVED FOR A LIMITED TIME."
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just adding this one for historical reference.
away message # 2:
Hello there the angel from my nightmare, the shadow in the background of the morgue, the unsuspecting victim...
You can be my punk rock princess...
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cue knife twist in pit of stomach.
I don't understand. Why would he put that on there? Preferably smaller than him? What the hell?