Now they won't let you say cunt at the post office
Since when was cunt a bad word ? I was explaining all my cunt problems to a friend who works at the post office. Her boss then had the nerve to come over and ordered me to leave the post office and not to come back again because of 'profanity'.
What's next ?
Earlier this year I was arrested for pissing/shitting on the side of the interstate. I ended up shitting in my panties on the way to the police dept., I was a little drunk, and I'm sure it was hell for the police officer when she had to check me for weapons. But damn it, I was just trying to take a shit. It wasn't like I was being obscene like last week at the swimming pool.
Last year I was harrassed by a 'baywatch' nerd, who said that thongs weren't allowed on the beach and that it is illegal to be topless at the gulf coast.
A few months before that, I was kicked out of the cinema because I was making too much noise (I am a screamer though, so I can kinda understand that).
I guess the next thing to be outlawed will be sodomy or fisting. I just don't get it.
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Vanessa
What's next ?
Earlier this year I was arrested for pissing/shitting on the side of the interstate. I ended up shitting in my panties on the way to the police dept., I was a little drunk, and I'm sure it was hell for the police officer when she had to check me for weapons. But damn it, I was just trying to take a shit. It wasn't like I was being obscene like last week at the swimming pool.
Last year I was harrassed by a 'baywatch' nerd, who said that thongs weren't allowed on the beach and that it is illegal to be topless at the gulf coast.
A few months before that, I was kicked out of the cinema because I was making too much noise (I am a screamer though, so I can kinda understand that).
I guess the next thing to be outlawed will be sodomy or fisting. I just don't get it.
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Vanessa