Crotch butter and panty batter
Wow, what a day I've had! I spent three hours at the hospital again today and it wasn't good. Apparently the ass rash is something called "septic gonduloras" which basically means that my ass fungus has managed to spread out from my anus and infect the skin on my butt cheeks, creating a colorful array of exploding zits. I am going to put a photo up on the site as soon as I can remember how to do it.
My car wouldn't start so I had to get a taxi (which was late), thankfully the taxi driver didn't charge me because I sucked him off on the way to my appointment. The bad thing was that I got so wet (and discharged a lot) that my little panties were full of crotch butter when I arrived at the hospital. I managed to scoop out a good chunk of it in the bathroom. It felt so good to be back in the stirrups that I creamed up half a pint of panty batter while the doc was delving around in my slimey slit. That maybe the reason the doc had to take a few breaks and got a little sick during the examination. She isn't the first to hurl on my snatch, and she won't be the last. The feeling of warm vomit trickling between my thighs just gives me the goosebumps.
I guess that is all the news today, if any of you guys feel like hooking up sometime soon, let me know.
My car wouldn't start so I had to get a taxi (which was late), thankfully the taxi driver didn't charge me because I sucked him off on the way to my appointment. The bad thing was that I got so wet (and discharged a lot) that my little panties were full of crotch butter when I arrived at the hospital. I managed to scoop out a good chunk of it in the bathroom. It felt so good to be back in the stirrups that I creamed up half a pint of panty batter while the doc was delving around in my slimey slit. That maybe the reason the doc had to take a few breaks and got a little sick during the examination. She isn't the first to hurl on my snatch, and she won't be the last. The feeling of warm vomit trickling between my thighs just gives me the goosebumps.
I guess that is all the news today, if any of you guys feel like hooking up sometime soon, let me know.