Cottage Cheese

[swinginggranny]

I don't know why some people are simply offended by my photograph. It is upsetting that some people are so repressed. I know I am good looking, people tell me all day long. I may not be one of these young skinny bi-sexual teenagers, but I can do things with a can of budweiser that these girls could never do... example: I can put it in my ass using my own spit as lubrication - oh yeah, I can shove it in sideways as well.

I've figured out how to make cottage cheese without any dairy products.

sex tip of today :
NEVER try to burn off your warts with a cigarette lighter, it is very painful and they don't go away.